I had a 5 year affair with a gorgeous woman who’s 17 years younger (and I’m not rich) - AMA

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Anonymous wrote:I don't think anyone is jealous of a woman having an affair with a much older loser like OP, whatever her height. I'm just perplexed that anyone thinks 5'0'' is even noteworthy. It's a few inches shorter than average.

4 inches is a big deal.

Average American man is 5’9”...5’5” for a man is very short just like 5’0” for a woman is very short.

I promise you, it's not a big deal.

Most men would rather have sex with a short, attractive woman than an average size, not so attractive woman. Just sayin.

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Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't think anyone is jealous of a woman having an affair with a much older loser like OP, whatever her height. I'm just perplexed that anyone thinks 5'0'' is even noteworthy. It's a few inches shorter than average.

4 inches is a big deal.

Average American man is 5’9”...5’5” for a man is very short just like 5’0” for a woman is very short.

I promise you, it's not a big deal.

Most men would rather have sex with a short, attractive woman than an average size, not so attractive woman. Just sayin.

Doubtful this Ho banging a practically 30-year plus guy that doesn’t take her anywhere is very attractive. Short and ugly. Just sayin’ (god I hate that trashy expression).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

We get it, Midge, you are so adorable

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

We get it, Midge, you are so adorable

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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

We get it, Midge, you are so adorable

You're seriously weird.

[Anonymous]

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Can’t believe all the vitriol here! Disgusting. Much more disgusting than the OP’s story tbh
Good for you OP! At least you are better than so many sad American men who are too scared of society and their wives taking them to the cleaners to even think about getting some.
I am a female fwiw

You're a mistress, right? Go away.

+1. The men here are talking about how they use women and make fun of them. They are using terms like three dollar f- and chuck. You can pick that as your battle to defend, but not sure why you’d want to. Anyway, OP seems to be available for you if you like that kind of thing since his hot, 27 year younger affair partner seems to have dumped him months ago and he’s still pining for attention.

Only a woman that bangs married guys like that or another dirtball would take his side.

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Anonymous wrote:OP, what do you do for a living. And I don’t mean all the lying, cheating stuff. I mean - what is your actual, income-producing job?

What does that matter ?

He’s compensating for his lack of effectiveness in his marriage (wife won’t touch him) and career (he never says in these threads what value he produces to society) by engaging in ridiculous undercover affairs with at least one woman he makes fun of behind her back for being gullible enough to settle for cheap dates where he won’t be noticed with her. And he expects us to high-five him for that. My point is that he’s a loser trying to compensate for being a loser.

I didn’t have to spend a ton of money on her. We had jobs where we traveled together and the company paid for nice hotel rooms and good meals.

Gettin’ busy on the company dime - classy!! Willing to risk both your marriage and your career for love. Lol!!! Oh to be a fly on the wall if he got busted in the hotel by a co worker. Bye-bye nice hotel and good meals. Bye-bye paycheck and respect in your profession. The reason he’s so stupid is because he doesn’t realize how stupid he is ! Keep explaining away OP - you are wildly entertaining!!

There was little chance of that as the places we traveled to weren’t places that co-workers traveled to. Smallish company and we knew their schedules as well.

[Anonymous]

Who ended it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

Yes, think Shakira body and exotic middle eastern looks

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

We get it, Midge, you are so adorable

You're seriously weird.

aw.. leave her alone, she clearly has some self esteem issues.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

Yes, think Shakira body and exotic middle eastern looks

High five OP for scoring your short exotic side piece. These descriptions smack of fetishism. Your wife likely is white. White and average size is for marriage; unusual features and exotic race, that’s for - well, you know, bragging and objectification.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

Yes, think Shakira body and exotic middle eastern looks

High five OP for scoring your short exotic side piece. These descriptions smack of fetishism. Your wife likely is white. White and average size is for marriage; unusual features and exotic race, that’s for - well, you know, bragging and objectification.

“White and average size is for marriage” ??? Holy f@ck

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You said “had” an affair with a gorgeous woman. Sounds like she broke it off with you. Why?

A gorgeous bowling bowl midget .

I'm no fan of this woman but you seem awfully hung up on her height. 5'0'' is a few inches shorter than average. It's really not worthy of mention, let alone vitriol. You know that She can also have curves without being fat, especially if she's young.

+1. that poster has clearly some issues. people come in all kinds of heights and there is nothing wrong with being 5' (I can tell by experience ) Judy Garland was 4' 11", among actresses who are 5' are Hayden Panettiere, Jada Pinckett Smith. Lady Gaga is only 5'1", as Vanessa Hudgens

Shakira and Dolly Parton both 4'11"

Yes, think Shakira body and exotic middle eastern looks

High five OP for scoring your short exotic side piece. These descriptions smack of fetishism. Your wife likely is white. White and average size is for marriage; unusual features and exotic race, that’s for - well, you know, bragging and objectification.

“White and average size is for marriage” ??? Holy f@ck

It's disgusting but tons of men feel that way. Every woman who isn't white and stick thin knows this.

[Anonymous]

The biggest fear of OP and the OP impersonators: having someone who looks like OP’s affair partner as his boss.