Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I dream about ways to kill my MIL and get away with it. I'll do this after leaving church and praying for tolerance. My husband has no idea how deep my hatred lays.

This isn't a confession, this is a good idea.

And it's hysterical. Thank you for confessing.

[Anonymous]

OMG - these confessions are getting really scary.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I Married the wrong man

Me too. And we never have sex. And I want out of this marriage so bad it hurts. I think about it every day. I think the only reason I am staying is because I still want another child.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I Married the wrong man

Me too. And we never have sex. And I want out of this marriage so bad it hurts. I think about it every day. I think the only reason I am staying is because I still want another child.

OMG, are you insane? You married the wrong man, neverhave sex and want out but stay because you want another child? Methinks you CAAAAHRAAAAAZEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous]

I disagree. Children are the best reason to stay in an unfulfilling marriage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I disagree. Children are the best reason to stay in an unfulfilling marriage.

Very dysfuctional way to show children how not to have healthy relationships.

[Anonymous]

Bringing another child into an unhealthy marriage seems irresponsible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I also masturbate more than a healthy normal person should.
I have a shopping addiction
I tell my partner I make 15k less per year so he doesnt notice my shopping addiction
I'm cheating
I wish my aunt died instead of my mother
I am ashamed of my sisters lack of class
I use a product absolutely love it and still return it to Sephora and get my money back

And your SISTER has no class?

Yep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like the smell of my own farts, but I get really grossed out by other people's farts.

LOL!

As I recall, it was W.H. Auden who said that every man secretly loves the smell of his own fart. Guess it's true for women, too!

[Anonymous]

I dip my sushi in soy sauce, 'cause that's how I like it.

[Anonymous]

I judge really fat people. Only a small % of them have no choice in the matter. The rest are greedy and/or lazy.

[Anonymous]

I judge people who lack empathy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I judge really fat people. Only a small % of them have no choice in the matter. The rest are greedy and/or lazy.

Is that you posting hubby? I swear it sounds like my husband wrote this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I Married the wrong man

Me too. And we never have sex. And I want out of this marriage so bad it hurts. I think about it every day. I think the only reason I am staying is because I still want another child.

OMG, are you insane? You married the wrong man, neverhave sex and want out but stay because you want another child? Methinks you CAAAAHRAAAAAZEEEEE!!!!

why is that crazy? The only way I can have another child if I don't stay is if I manage to separate, divorce, meet someone and get pregnant, all in enough time that I am not too old to have another baby.......no way that is going to happen.
I really, really want another baby, so staying with my husband is the only way I'm going to get that. He also makes a ton of money. OF COURSE that is a terrible reason to stay, especially because I make a good amount too, but man does it make things easier to have alot of money.......
the thread is called "confessions" right? Obviously this is something I have never/would never say out loud

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I Married the wrong man

Me too. And we never have sex. And I want out of this marriage so bad it hurts. I think about it every day. I think the only reason I am staying is because I still want another child.

OMG, are you insane? You married the wrong man, neverhave sex and want out but stay because you want another child? Methinks you CAAAAHRAAAAAZEEEEE!!!!

why is that crazy? The only way I can have another child if I don't stay is if I manage to separate, divorce, meet someone and get pregnant, all in enough time that I am not too old to have another baby.......no way that is going to happen.
I really, really want another baby, so staying with my husband is the only way I'm going to get that. He also makes a ton of money. OF COURSE that is a terrible reason to stay, especially because I make a good amount too, but man does it make things easier to have alot of money.......
the thread is called "confessions" right? Obviously this is something I have never/would never say out loud

I think it's crazy, too.