Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I find women really hot and love having sex with them, but I long for the simplicity of a relationship with a man. The men I've known are no where near as needy and dramatic as a woman. Women are emotionally exhausting.

If only men were attractive, then my life would be more simple. I'm a little jealous of straight women...until I get a glimpse of a hairy man with his shirt off.

I could've wrote this one myself.

[Anonymous]

That's why I wish I could have male friends only. Sadly, that never works out. I secretly wish I wouldn't have to hang out with women at all. I know all the games and the rules to it, but it makes me so sick of dealing with women. Especially in this area.

[Anonymous]

I miss someone who used to be a friend.
I haven't had sex with my husband in over a year.
I have suicidal thoughts but am too scared to actually do it.
I fight with my child every day and sometimes curse him under my breath.
I am a hypocrite.
I am a bad mother.
I drink too much.
I spend too much.
I demand too much.
I don't give enough.
I am unhappy.
I have issues.

[Anonymous]

I'm happy =]

[Anonymous]

I'm horny.

[Anonymous]

jessicarabbit wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP of the salacious part of this thread here. I can't believe I've given rise to a meet up!

mmm. perhaps you would consider a third as well?

perhaps...I'm waiting. We could have a "playdate" with the kids, our husbands would be oblivious

Hell, invite the men. They'd love it!

[Anonymous]

I have a pathological hatred of dogs. If I hear one bark I fantasize about whipping or shooting it.

When I'm distressed I soothe myself with my favorite fantasy: digging an enormous trench into which I methodically shovel a mountain of hundreds of dogs' bodies of every size and breed all beautifully silent and still in death.

[Anonymous]

i have a cat phobia, and I feel embarassed when I see a cat and I freak out in front of people.
I am only 9 weeks preggers with #2 and I already gained 3 pounds, I keep eating and I feel fat and ugly.
I hate my co-worker, she thinks she is hot and she is not, she has big boobs and thats about i, she is a size 16 for god sake's. she is really competitive with me about everything, she might know more about the job than me because she has been there longer, but I am hotter and younger.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

jessicarabbit wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP of the salacious part of this thread here. I can't believe I've given rise to a meet up!

mmm. perhaps you would consider a third as well?

perhaps...I'm waiting. We could have a "playdate" with the kids, our husbands would be oblivious

Hell, invite the men. They'd love it!

I think that kinda defeats the whole purpose.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i have a cat phobia, and I feel embarassed when I see a cat and I freak out in front of people.
I am only 9 weeks preggers with #2 and I already gained 3 pounds, I keep eating and I feel fat and ugly.
I hate my co-worker, she thinks she is hot and she is not, she has big boobs and thats about i, she is a size 16 for god sake's. she is really competitive with me about everything, she might know more about the job than me because she has been there longer, but I am hotter and younger.

Sure you are, sweety. Even though you feel fat and ugly and you are an abnoxious freak who's affraid of cats and too insecure to admit you are jealous of your co-worker... You're still hotter and younger. Maybe rotten inside, but definitively hotter and younger.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I second the stinky confession.

Maybe the two stinky "down there" moms are the ones getting together to munch it out.... EWWWWW.

[Anonymous]

I let my kids eat junk. I keep thinking I should prepare more wholesome, organic, locally-grown stuff...but I don't want to fight with them any more. So I let them have more chicken nuggets and carbs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I second the stinky confession.

Maybe the two stinky "down there" moms are the ones getting together to munch it out.... EWWWWW.

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous]

I dream about ways to kill my MIL and get away with it. I'll do this after leaving church and praying for tolerance. My husband has no idea how deep my hatred lays.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I dream about ways to kill my MIL and get away with it. I'll do this after leaving church and praying for tolerance. My husband has no idea how deep my hatred lays.

This isn't a confession, this is a good idea.