Should I tell my wife that I got the OW pregnant?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I wonder which lucky woman gets the prize of having OP around for the blizzard. Does he leave his wife and daughter to fend for themselves, or his pregnant girlfriend? Such a dilemma...

OP here, wife is out of town for work so I took my daughter to my girlfriend's place.

I'm not one of the "you will ruin your child's life forever" posters, but I find this fairly icky.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:At least wait until you know if it's a viable pregnancy. Are you planning to live with OW and raise this child?

Yes, it's only right that I marry her once my divorce is final.

Sounds like a plan. You marry her with a new child, five years later you have an affair and dump her. Rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous]

And does your 3-year-old know that the AP is having a baby? I guess that would solve your problem for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And does your 3-year-old know that the AP is having a baby? I guess that would solve your problem for you.

No, my wife doesn't want me to tell her yet. She wants all of us to sit down and have that conversation with her. I don't think she'll understand it though.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No seriously OP - DON'T marry OW for at least 3 years. Wait and see. Trust me.

Maybe OP doesn't want the kid to be born out of wedlock. (Not sure of the timing here.)

Lol it's already going to be born of adultery. He won't be able to divorce and remarry fast enough.

[Anonymous]

It is none of your wife's business. There are reasons you are divorcing her and had an affair.

Don't tell her. She will only try to use it against you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Well your dick got you in a deep trouble. How come you did not use birth control? I guess the baby is coming so too late now. Do you have kids?

I would kick you to curb and take you for everything. I would do this so the skank that you end up with Have no money.

You like a loser and a soon to be broke loser at that.

Yes, I have a three year old. We used protection, she told me she was on the pill

I have news for you, she wasn't on the pill and planned this to hurry your divorce. Whatever you do don't go with the other woman. Get a dna test and see whose baby it is, at this point you don't know. I would probably try to work it out with your wife since you both have a child. If you have to pay the other idiot you were with then let the court send a check, otherwise write her out of your life.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Tell OW you're so excited to have kids with her (or if it's too late to do that convincingly that you've come around) but with the divorce and selling the house the timing isn't right, that you want to do it right, get engaged, and have a baby soon, but at the right time. Then drive her to planned parenthood.

I'm not going to do that. We're looking forward to raising this baby.

BUT less than 3 years ago you weren't? And now aren't going to be a full time Father to the child you have? Really?

I was very excited about my first child! I still am and I plan to be in her life as much as possible! I hope she's close to her new sibling.

I hope your wife get's full custody, and get's a order from the judge saying the town bicycle can't be around her child. If she's smart she'll move far away from you and your sickness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No seriously OP - DON'T marry OW for at least 3 years. Wait and see. Trust me.

Maybe OP doesn't want the kid to be born out of wedlock. (Not sure of the timing here.)

Lol it's already going to be born of adultery. He won't be able to divorce and remarry fast enough.

The horror! Go get the stones.

[Anonymous]

This thread is hilarious! Is it just one troll, or a bunch of them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is hilarious! Is it just one troll, or a bunch of them?

OP may have been, but certainly there were one or two other trolls who joined in on the fun - followed by the usual flock of misandrists

[Anonymous]

Reminds me of Girlfriends Guide to Divorce when the baby was born black. Biggest shocker I had seen on tv in a long time. Do the DNA test, either way I think you are a low life for cheating and getting caught with her pregnant is karma to you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This thread is hilarious! Is it just one troll, or a bunch of them?

OP may have been, but certainly there were one or two other trolls who joined in on the fun - followed by the usual flock of misandrists

Thank you DCUM for expanding people's vocabularies!