Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like rough sex -- nothing kinky, just mild domination-- but am too chicken to tell DH, who's waaaay too sweet and tentative for my taste. I also think DH is sexually kind of a clutz. After eight years of marriage he still starts massaging some random bit of labia about half the time and I have to gently move his hand to my clitoris, the location of which always seems to surprise him. No sense of pacing or rhythm, either. If I don't sort of grab his hand and start moving it myself he'll just keep moving it vaguely back and forth for half an hour, with no particular change in motion or pressure no matter what I do. But I don't say this to him because the few times I tried to talk about it he got so hurt and offended, and nothing changed. I need to fantasize about rough sex with strangers to come.

Buy him a book about lesbian sex. He needs to learn to pay attention.

[bellalee]

And the lesbian sex subject reemerges...

[Anonymous]

bellalee wrote:And the lesbian sex subject reemerges...

Finally!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am a stay-at-home mother and I am in AWESOME shape because I have time to exercise. Does your husband tell you that you look like a 20-something? Does your ass have no cellulite? Mine doesn't! Take you frumpy dimpled ass to your job and I will sit here looking HOT.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder why some moms had kids. You work 10 hour days and see your kids on the weekends only. Unless you absolutely HAVE to be working to survive then it seems sort of odd to have kids when your career 100% comes first. And I hate it when moms say they wouldnt work if they could afford not to. Then they send their kids to private schools and have nice cars/houses. If you gave up some of those things you COULD stay home. Just admit it that you dont like being a mom that much and move on.

Cant wait to see how these poor little kids end up now that so many of them are raised by West African nannies all day!!

I'm a nanny and sometimes I feel exactly the same way-we're not supposed to judge the families we work for yet we do it all the time, but what's up with the "West African nannies" comment? Did you just mean to say nannies?

Back home we have a good saying: "Don't spit into the well from which you drink water" nanny...

Heh. Where I come from it's: "Don't sh*t where you eat."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like the smell of my own farts, but I get really grossed out by other people's farts.

LOL!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am a stay-at-home mother and I am in AWESOME shape because I have time to exercise. Does your husband tell you that you look like a 20-something? Does your ass have no cellulite? Mine doesn't! Take you frumpy dimpled ass to your job and I will sit here looking HOT.

Sorry, hon, but SAHM or not has nothing to do with it. My husband thinks I'm pretty hot, too, and I am well into my 40s and have yet to meet an ounce of cellulite. I can lift more than my bodyweight, and I know it's time to stop eating the brownies during the meetings I go to for my $500K a year job when my size 2s get a little tight. Funny, these things seem to be genetic. My genes also came with brains.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I hate my sister.

Why?

[Anonymous]

So this thread has 2 strong themes:

1) Moms gone mean (WOHM bashing/SAHM bashing)

and

2) Moms gone WILD (lesbian phone sex meet ups)


I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I vote for more of category 2! Admittedly, I'm also the poster who confessed that DH and I took sick days from work and stayed home to have sex...but I think people lighten-up tremendously when they are getting some.

[Anonymous]

I have no respect for SAHMs. I can barely disguise my disgust.

The majority look bored and checked out even though they think they are projecting the perfect happy SAHM imagine.

I don't feel bad for them when their husbands are asking what are they dong all day...I wonder the same thing. Their houses are a mess and their kids are not well behaved and the are mostly running around to moms groups and classes so they can avoid actually having one on one interaction with their child.

I don't feel bad when their husbands of 10+ years cheat or leave them. What do they expect? They spend 10 years going to mom's groups and PTAs and gossiping and worrying about mommy drama. Do you really think your husband gives a crap about that shit? They are bored senseless by it and see you a boring blob after a while of listening to you complain about it and couple that with the only other conversation you can come up with is the litany of activities you are enrolling junior in this year.

I can and do "do it all". Work as a successful professional, keep a nice house, cook meals, have a happy family, have well behaved children. If I can do it, I expect others to be able to do it.

I am always surprised at the supposedly intelligent ladies on this site -- and it is only on this site, not in real life -- that believe that all SAHMs are bored, that all SAHMs have resentful cheating husbands, and, most of all, that their own mean-spiritedness and bitterness doesn't shine brightly through these kinds of posts. All the reasonable people (WOHM or SAHM alike) here can see through it: either you mean what you say and you are an unsatisfied, unhappy, short-sighted person, or you don't mean what you say and you're just a bored troll. Either way, it's hard to take such misguided hostility seriously.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am a stay-at-home mother and I am in AWESOME shape because I have time to exercise. Does your husband tell you that you look like a 20-something? Does your ass have no cellulite? Mine doesn't! Take you frumpy dimpled ass to your job and I will sit here looking HOT.

Sorry, hon, but SAHM or not has nothing to do with it. My husband thinks I'm pretty hot, too, and I am well into my 40s and have yet to meet an ounce of cellulite. I can lift more than my bodyweight, and I know it's time to stop eating the brownies during the meetings I go to for my $500K a year job when my size 2s get a little tight. Funny, these things seem to be genetic. My genes also came with brains.

I think that squeezing into your size 2's is making you a little mean and crazy. Insanity is genetic too, you know....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So this thread has 2 strong themes:

1) Moms gone mean (WOHM bashing/SAHM bashing)

and

2) Moms gone WILD (lesbian phone sex meet ups)


I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I vote for more of category 2! Admittedly, I'm also the poster who confessed that DH and I took sick days from work and stayed home to have sex...but I think people lighten-up tremendously when they are getting some.

PP here. I told DH about your post - and the response from someone that it was not a confession, but a great idea - this afternoon. He loved it. Of course, he was feeling content after Round 2 this afternoon. I think I will make my kids take weekend naps until they are 18.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So this thread has 2 strong themes:

1) Moms gone mean (WOHM bashing/SAHM bashing)

and

2) Moms gone WILD (lesbian phone sex meet ups)


I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I vote for more of category 2! Admittedly, I'm also the poster who confessed that DH and I took sick days from work and stayed home to have sex...but I think people lighten-up tremendously when they are getting some.

I'm one of the moms who confessed having lesbian tendencies and I agree. I think a lot of the moms (SAHM, WOHM, WAHM, what have you) would have a better attitude by far if they were getting any. Or getting a little more.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So this thread has 2 strong themes:

1) Moms gone mean (WOHM bashing/SAHM bashing)

and

2) Moms gone WILD (lesbian phone sex meet ups)


I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I vote for more of category 2! Admittedly, I'm also the poster who confessed that DH and I took sick days from work and stayed home to have sex...but I think people lighten-up tremendously when they are getting some.

I'm one of the moms who confessed having lesbian tendencies and I agree. I think a lot of the moms (SAHM, WOHM, WAHM, what have you) would have a better attitude by far if they were getting any. Or getting a little more.

Yap! I get so mean, very sad and totally miserable when I don't get any...total that to DH and nothing has changed.
Sadly I like to leave as soon as the kids are 18!

[Anonymous]

I find women really hot and love having sex with them, but I long for the simplicity of a relationship with a man. The men I've known are no where near as needy and dramatic as a woman. Women are emotionally exhausting.

If only men were attractive, then my life would be more simple. I'm a little jealous of straight women...until I get a glimpse of a hairy man with his shirt off.