Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Associated Press has credibility problems. Embarrassing for them.

They weren't able to confirm whether he did or didn't have sex with a couch?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

What young man has not humped a bed or a couch?

Yes, but my couch gave me verbal and written consent.

Nice, but did you keep your receipt to prove it was at least 18 years old?

Yes, one must always keep evidence showing they aren’t a pedophile.

[jsteele]

I don't think this is going away:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

What young man has not humped a bed or a couch?

Yes, but my couch gave me verbal and written consent.

Nice, but did you keep your receipt to prove it was at least 18 years old?

Yes, one must always keep evidence showing they aren’t a pedophile.

Yes, make sure to keep him an eye on him at Pottery Barn Kids.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:I don't think this is going away:

You know, I have some friends in Alexandria who would gladly park this in front of their house.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:I don't think this is going away:

Trolling the trolls. Love to see it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Associated Press has credibility problems. Embarrassing for them.

They weren't able to confirm whether he did or didn't have sex with a couch?

From the anon twitter account that is the source of the tweet:



I am sure boomers who can’t make a pdf or reset their email passwords run the ap, so in their defense, they are clueless. However as an international news source, they look as dumb as the facebook boomers who post memes of Michelle Obama photoshopped as a man and claiming her name is really Michael Obama.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:I don't think this is going away:

15 likes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Associated Press has credibility problems. Embarrassing for them.

They weren't able to confirm whether he did or didn't have sex with a couch?

An ottoman has come forward claiming to be Vance's son.

[Anonymous]

For the rest of this man’s life, whenever he sits on a couch, people will look at him and think…

“I’ll bet he's a sofa humper.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Associated Press has credibility problems. Embarrassing for them.

They weren't able to confirm whether he did or didn't have sex with a couch?

An ottoman has come forward claiming to be Vance's son.

LOL.

[Anonymous]

What are they calling him now?

I think it's "Heterosectional"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For the rest of this man’s life, whenever he sits on a couch, people will look at him and think…

“I’ll bet he's a sofa humper.”

Literally until the day he dies it will be what people will think.

[Anonymous]

Unlike Richard Gere, Vance really, really deserves this.

[Anonymous]

LOL, when you google "Vance," autocomplete puts in "couch."