Alec and Hilaria - Reality TV Show

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I have a theory that the lunatics who obsess over Hilary are largely lonely and childless. And certainly of low means. Just jealous you couldn’t hustle your way into the good life, with a lot of beautiful children. Her cute kids seem to REALLY trigger the wacky haters.

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like this? fake breastfeeding?

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so many fake pics. she needs her own only fans account.

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Anonymous wrote:I have a theory that the lunatics who obsess over Hilary are largely lonely and childless. And certainly of low means. Just jealous you couldn’t hustle your way into the good life, with a lot of beautiful children. Her cute kids seem to REALLY trigger the wacky haters.

ah yes. the fat, ugly Karen excuse. that's what's wrong with Hillary's lies. you got us!

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Anonymous wrote:Boy Hillary is really butthurt about Salma. Jeez! Sorry you no longer sound like Marky Mark and instead a bad character on a d rated reality tv show. we see you!

She just needs to stay in character better. Really commit to the bit. Maybe she can take lessons from Hank Azaria.

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Anonymous wrote:I have a theory that the lunatics who obsess over Hilary are largely lonely and childless. And certainly of low means. Just jealous you couldn’t hustle your way into the good life, with a lot of beautiful children. Her cute kids seem to REALLY trigger the wacky haters.

ah yes. the fat, ugly Karen excuse. that's what's wrong with Hillary's lies. you got us!

Ohhhh the crazy Selma poster is a Hillary stan. Makes sense now

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Anonymous wrote:The Salma Hayek accent thing and Hilary Baldwin are extremely different.

Salma was born in and grew up in Mexico. Also, her dad is Lebanese but had been in Mexico a long time, was a well known businessman and politician there. It's not like he'd just immigrated from Lebanon when she was born. Her mom is Spanish, not Lebanese. Salma attended a private Catholic school in the US from 12-18, but she spent holidays and summers in Mexico with her family. She went to a Mexican university. She then started her career in Mexico and all her early roles were in Mexican telenovelas and films, all Spanish-speaking. It was only once she was fairly successful in Mexican cinema that she got her first Hollywood roles and wound up immigrating to the US.

I am fairly certain that Salma has made an effort to retain her accent after years of living in the US. Yes, it is part of her brand and there are good financial reasons to retain it. This is SUPER common in Hollywood and not restricted to someone from Mexico. Matthew McConaughey has intentionally maintained his accent. So has Jodi Foster. Tina Fey has a very recognizable way of speaking that includes some Pennsylvania vowels and pronunciations. All of these people recognize their voice is part of their public persona and even though they have spent years living among people who do NOT talk like that, they've held onto their accents. My dad is Texan but hasn't lived there in 50 years. He still has a Texas accent.

But Hilary did not naturally develop a Spanish accent growing up in Spain. She has an American accent because she grew up in Boston, and then she decided, as an adult, to adopt a Spanish accent and change her name to Hilaria. She is not even very good at retaining her accent -- as many have pointed out, it comes and goes in interviews and sometimes it's really heavy ("how you say?") and other times she just sounds American (in the Romper video, about 70% of it, there is no accent, and only the brief portion where she speaks Spanish to her kids is the accent even pronounced).

Salma Hayek is a Mexican immigrant. Hilary Baldwin is an American grifter. Let's not pretend these things are the same.

Proof her mum was ethically Mexican/Spanish? Proof where her mum was born?

Are you actually demanding to see Salma Hayek's mom's birth certificate? Wow.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

The Alec question is the most intriguing to me also. I can't believe he didn't figure it out or have a background check done on her (given his public status and relative wealth) in the beginning. But he continues with the storyline so maybe he STILL doesn't know he was duped??

I'm convinced she's the female Andy Kauffman and she's living her character 24/7 as a piece of absurdist art.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

I disagree. Alec seems himself as an intellectual. Hoped to get into politics. Hillary was supposed to improve his image, given his rage outbursts.

It’s sad to say, but he looked so happy and healthy after the first two kids. He’s aged drastically and is a social pariah now. He can’t stop working because he has an army of children to care for.

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Anonymous wrote:I have a theory that the lunatics who obsess over Hilary are largely lonely and childless. And certainly of low means. Just jealous you couldn’t hustle your way into the good life, with a lot of beautiful children. Her cute kids seem to REALLY trigger the wacky haters.

ah yes. the fat, ugly Karen excuse. that's what's wrong with Hillary's lies. you got us!

Ohhhh the crazy Selma poster is a Hillary stan. Makes sense now

NP. What even is a Hilary stan? The woman is a wannabe without any talent, married to a man who cannot afford this lifestyle any more. Salma has actual talent, real money, and is interesting in and of herself. Sorry, Hilaria.

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Anonymous wrote:I have a theory that the lunatics who obsess over Hilary are largely lonely and childless. And certainly of low means. Just jealous you couldn’t hustle your way into the good life, with a lot of beautiful children. Her cute kids seem to REALLY trigger the wacky haters.

Yeah, that's the reason that people object to her pretending to be Spanish with a fake accent. "How you say in Anglish?" PHONY!

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Anonymous wrote:I have a theory that the lunatics who obsess over Hilary are largely lonely and childless. And certainly of low means. Just jealous you couldn’t hustle your way into the good life, with a lot of beautiful children. Her cute kids seem to REALLY trigger the wacky haters.

ah yes. the fat, ugly Karen excuse. that's what's wrong with Hillary's lies. you got us!

Ohhhh the crazy Selma poster is a Hillary stan. Makes sense now

SALMA

WHY is this so hard for people?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have a theory that the lunatics who obsess over Hilary are largely lonely and childless. And certainly of low means. Just jealous you couldn’t hustle your way into the good life, with a lot of beautiful children. Her cute kids seem to REALLY trigger the wacky haters.

ah yes. the fat, ugly Karen excuse. that's what's wrong with Hillary's lies. you got us!

Ohhhh the crazy Selma poster is a Hillary stan. Makes sense now

SALMA

WHY is this so hard for people?

It’s referencing the earlier poster who kept calling her Selma…

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.