Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

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the why don't you make it yourself in the food forum

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.

What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?

The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!

The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.

The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"

OMG the pizza people. Unfortunately I don't think it's just one.

+1 It's like the siblings and birthday party invites posters. It comes up weekly.

There needs to be a Dumb-Ass Questions from People Who Can't Live Life forum.

+1
Seriously, it's a wonder some people make it out of the house in the morning.

+2 Adulting isn't taught anymore it seems.

[Anonymous]

The crazy UNC hater poster, who hijacks any thread on any forum re UNC, usually posts several times in early morning hours with “UNC cheats” or “UNC is going to lose its accreditation” or “UNC graduates illiterates”, etc. total nut job. Made it impossible to have any thread on college forum re the school. Thankfully Jeff stared deleting the posts, never got back story on who poster is, but every now and then they pop back up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The my sister hates me poster. Her sister has everything better than her — richer SO, nicer inlaws, better career, is younger and prettier. It seems she’s posted for so long and often enough that I think she either needs serious therapy or is a troll.

Also the ~30-year old poster who wants a much richer husband but she married poorer, although he has a decent 6-figure income.

I wonder if the two are actually s/o by the same poster — the original Chick fil A salad sister.

I need more information/a link IMMEDIATELY. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

The posters in the DC Schools forum that turn every single thread into an argument about LAMB or Yu Ying.
Most of our kids don’t attend those schools and we don’t care about LAMB’s potential new location or native Chinese speakers.

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The My Husband Has ADHD Poster. I don't doubt he does but she attributes every single thing about his seemingly horrid personality to ADHD. She haunts the Relationship forum ready to tell every woman whose husband has ever forgotten his keys/yelled when angry/looked at his phone/lost an erection/watched a ball game/taken a breath that it's a result of his ADHD.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Poster on Relationships whose husband is a private detective and she's embarrassed by it. Says her friends and colleagues make fun of her for it. Supposedly has super important job in State.

This is a good one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Declare an open marriage” on relationships forum. There was a woman in expectant moms who was super concerned about pelvic floor damage and seemed to think that there was a conspiracy to conceal it from pregnant women and that a medical person “letting” a woman push for more than a couple pushes was in on that conspiracy.

I remember her! She had a lot of rage.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:“Declare an open marriage” on relationships forum. There was a woman in expectant moms who was super concerned about pelvic floor damage and seemed to think that there was a conspiracy to conceal it from pregnant women and that a medical person “letting” a woman push for more than a couple pushes was in on that conspiracy.

I remember her! She had a lot of rage.

I suggested that to her one time and she completely lost it and was like I AM JUST TRYING TO WARN WOMEN ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES BECAUSE NO ONE WILL TELL YOU AND EVERYONE WILL LIE TO YOU WHY DON'T YOU WANT WOMEN TO HAVE THE FACTS.

< insert image of me slowly backing away... >

[Anonymous]

The person who semi-frequently hosts pool parties where only grilled chicken and a single fruit or vegetable is served. She ostensibly wants additional menu recommendations but rejects any and all suggestions.

[Anonymous]

It’s been a while, but the wife of the new Executive. I wonder if she has adapted to her new Executive life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The my sister hates me poster. Her sister has everything better than her — richer SO, nicer inlaws, better career, is younger and prettier. It seems she’s posted for so long and often enough that I think she either needs serious therapy or is a troll.

Also the ~30-year old poster who wants a much richer husband but she married poorer, although he has a decent 6-figure income.

I wonder if the two are actually s/o by the same poster — the original Chick fil A salad sister.

I need more information/a link IMMEDIATELY. Thank you.

Here you go. There are many more posts, but it would take me all afternoon to find them. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/552911.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person who semi-frequently hosts pool parties where only grilled chicken and a single fruit or vegetable is served. She ostensibly wants additional menu recommendations but rejects any and all suggestions.

YES. She is always told that she won't have enough food, then she rejects adding any additional food, then posts a couple months later about how she didn't have enough food at the party and what to do. FEED YOUR DAMN GUESTS, LADY.

[Anonymous]

This thread is magical.

In money and finances, the my HHI IS FOUR HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS, can I afford this [tiny small and totally insignificant inexpensive thing]

In special needs, the person who thinks apraxia is made up and speech therapy is a sham. She likes to chime into every thread about speech with something helpful like “kids talk when they’re ready” or accuse parents with speech-delayed kids of being lazy.

In general parenting there is always one person who shows up to say something like “you want to go to yoga twice a week?! You’re so selfish. Why did you even have children”

There was also a weird masterbation poster in General Parenting for awhile.

Oh and in real estate this can’t be one person but the “we have a budget of twelve dollars. Where can we find a SFH in DC with good schools?”

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The person who semi-frequently hosts pool parties where only grilled chicken and a single fruit or vegetable is served. She ostensibly wants additional menu recommendations but rejects any and all suggestions.

YES. She is always told that she won't have enough food, then she rejects adding any additional food, then posts a couple months later about how she didn't have enough food at the party and what to do. FEED YOUR DAMN GUESTS, LADY.

She's really clueless. There are a few other posters who are seriously food disordered who want to serve a sole crudite platter for a party or a salad and one slice of bread for houseguests.