Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
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Anonymous
It's good thing most places have running water, and even soap! |
Anonymous
OP, get him this. 
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Anonymous
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OP, you HAVE TO have sex w/the mailman. And then tell us all about...err...how his package filled your box
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Anonymous
| OP, ask the mailman about whether he can make a delivery to your home, and then slip him your address with a key. If he doesn't get the hint, then move on. |
Anonymous
| Was there a delivery today?? Need to know! |
Anonymous
Wow, you sound fun in the sack. Most fun things are really dirty. |
Anonymous
| This has probably been said already, but most important question is: how's his package? |
Anonymous
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My favorite DCUM thread ever, OP.
Reminds me of this guy I used to flirt with when I was doing postgraduate work in Ireland. We both had "offices" in the library, tiny closet-like spaces near each other. I *lived* for seeing him every day. Lived for the flirtation. I probably have never had as many adrenaline rushes in the 25 years since that year - total - then I did flirting with him for a year. Literally the last night before I flew home to the US I hooked up with him. It was ...the best...ever. And I've never seen him again. That was before the Internet and I keep thinking someday I'll find him on Facebook or elsewhere. Enjoy every moment. (I for one find your replies adorable!) |
Anonymous
| But does he ring your bell? |
Anonymous
| I wish OP would come back!! I want an update on hot mailman! |
Anonymous
The unofficial motto of the postal service is "Rain or shine, snow or sleet, we deliver your mail!" It's the promise to deliver that OP would be most interested in. |
Anonymous
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Op here with a weird/sad update.
I worked last Saturday and he came in! I was one of the only people there and in casual clothes, so there was this hang out, weekend vibe and we ended up talking. Actually talking for almost a half hour! And I was a normal person just chatting about my job, my life. There was crazy eye contact, I was red faced and sweating at times, but managed to be a functioning human being. But then, it got a little....over the top? Escalated in an odd way? He started telling me that there are a few other women on his route that say dirty things to him, he was laughing and kind of shaking his head, and saying how he just thinks it's flattering and moves on. And then he said "but you know, you're not like that, you're much cooler about it" or something like that, I can't remember exactly what he said, but it made me feel like a fan girl among fan girls. Like he was too into me being into him, if that makes sense? That is how I took it, anyways. And then he got really flirty asking me if I was seriously into him, or teasing him, and it was going too far. But at that point my head was spinning and I was at sensory overload (through all my angst holy shit the man smelled amazing!) and went back to stuttering "I forgot my pen in the other room" while standing in front of an entire pe holder full of pens, to which he grabbed a fistful and said "wanna try one of these?" And I'm not sure if he was holding the pens at a weird angle in front of himself or if we were still talking about pens and I fled. Hanging head in shame. Now for the odd part: he has been gone since. Another mailman has been doing his route all week. Is he sick? Never mentioned a vacation and said he was going to enjoy Labor Day off. Changes routes? They do change it up a lot, we've had many different ones over the years. I wasn't going to post since it's such a buzzkill, but I figured you faithful people deserved to know the "end" |
Anonymous
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Hmmmm... Conspiratorial lean over and side eye...Is THIS your mailman?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6t7h2VyEm4M |
Anonymous
| Thank you. Finally this disgusting story is over! |
Anonymous
Oh, grow up. |