Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?

[Anonymous]

Bend... and Snap! LOL! Yes! Do that next time. Also, next time I'm at the Wheaton Costco, it's off to the tire center I go.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?

Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol

?????

Can I please be your friend?

Yes! I need ideas on how to be cool! I'm afraid of what is going to happen next, I am going to have an epic fail one of these days,
but don't worry, I will post on here for everyone's entertainment

[Anonymous]

Offer him a cold drink, it's pretty hot out there for mail carriers.
And definitely bend and snap!

[Anonymous]

Please move this conversation to explicit

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
The Postman Always Rings Twice

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
The Postman Always Rings Twice

+1

Now those were the days when cars were cars and men were men

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
The Postman Always Rings Twice

+1

Now those were the days when cars were cars and men were men

and women were women...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please move this conversation to explicit

Why don't you just get off this thread? There's nothing explicit here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You need to bend & snap it for him.

Wait, is this some new slang?

Legally Blonde, check it out on Youtube.

[Anonymous]

OP, you are awesome. Thank you for making me laugh

[Anonymous]

This is awesome. My boring aging suburban neighborhood has just acquired a new resident who runs by my house each day. I've been quietly thinking of him as Hot Man Bun Guy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait....Not to sound like a prude, but mailmen are allowed to sport tattoos now while working for the Federal Government....??!

If so, cool.

While I love that line on his shirt, it kind of seems inappropriate to wear while working.

God!!
I seriously sound like I'm one-hundred years old!!

Sorry! Lol.

Yes and yes!
They are allowed to have tattoos and wear what they want apparently.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is awesome. My boring aging suburban neighborhood has just acquired a new resident who runs by my house each day. I've been quietly thinking of him as Hot Man Bun Guy.

Every neighborhood needs one. Pour yourself a coffee and just happen to be on the porch every day at that time. Ahhhhhh...!!

[Anonymous]

You should dry your panties off and think about someone else because every good looking mailman is sticking it to every unwed mother on his route. So unless you don't mind sharing the lonely women juices, I'd suggest you move on.

No, I am not kidding. I have seen it myself. Samples are being delivered.

[Anonymous]

I used to have a crush on my old mailman. He was a cute Asian guy. We moved but it was nice while it lasted! He was the highlight of my day haha