Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

OP here.
You guys are professionals! These answers are great.
I do need some tips, obviously didn't think through what to say after my line.
To answer a prior question, I'm not actually trying to date this guy, but it's a great break in my otherwise boring day and he is SO GOOD at this flirty banter thing that I have this need to rise to his level.
And eventually invite him to our Christmas party open bar. Kidding.
(Not kidding)

It sounds to me like he wants you.

Be careful about inviting him around when there are drinks involved. A friend of mine invited her personal trainer to a happy hour hour. They stayed after everyone left flirting and having drinks.. He walked her to her car, they started making out and he ended up screwing her up against her car.

And this would be a bad thing how?

+1
Equally confused how this is not fun for 2 consenting adults?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you have GOT to bang the mailman. Do it for all of us. Please, please bang the mailman. We are rooting for you.

Disgusting. A sweaty, grimy, postal worker. Please tell me you have higher standards

Is this your type?

No. Is this yours?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

OP here.
You guys are professionals! These answers are great.
I do need some tips, obviously didn't think through what to say after my line.
To answer a prior question, I'm not actually trying to date this guy, but it's a great break in my otherwise boring day and he is SO GOOD at this flirty banter thing that I have this need to rise to his level.
And eventually invite him to our Christmas party open bar. Kidding.
(Not kidding)

My DH and I are rooting for you also! I told him the response from yesterday - where he got eye level with you and asked a flirty question...we both agree it sounds as if he wants you right back.

How was today? Did the male come yet? (sorry bad pun)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you have GOT to bang the mailman. Do it for all of us. Please, please bang the mailman. We are rooting for you.

Disgusting. A sweaty, grimy, postal worker. Please tell me you have higher standards

Is this your type?

No. Is this yours?

Hell yeah. Hellooo, Newwwman

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

OP - I cannot wait until you wax poetic about the STDs that this mailman delivers to you.

[Anonymous]

Nasty, nasty, nasty

[Anonymous]

To the op: ignore the haters. They are just sad bitter sexless creatures that seek to make others as unhappy as themselves.

Wear a low cut top and show off some décolletage tomorrow.

[Anonymous]

OP - are you married?

If not, then hell, why so shy? Invite him inside for a cold drink and then let us know if he can really deliver.

If you are, then maybe you would benefit from getting a PO Box.

[Anonymous]

Do you know how dirty his hands are? Nothing has more germs than mail

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you have GOT to bang the mailman. Do it for all of us. Please, please bang the mailman. We are rooting for you.

Disgusting. A sweaty, grimy, postal worker. Please tell me you have higher standards

I tell my kids everyone has worth.

[Anonymous]

Last year, my post office ran out of Xmas holiday stamps. Actually, they ran out of stamps, period.

OP, you're lucky. Your mailman will hook you up!

[Anonymous]

OP I'm dying here for you!

No advice on comebacks if you're not actually trying to date him, but I'm also rooting for you!

[Anonymous]

Would he be even cuter if he was bringing you mail that told you DC was accepted to an elite private school? Or an order of burgundy washcloths?

[Anonymous]

Update?