Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?

[Anonymous]

I just need to tell you all how hot he is.
He's Hispanic, from the Bronx, ridiculously white and perfectly straight teeth, huge smile, sharp features,
really nice and friendly, does that "lean on the counter and look out of the corner of the eye" thing, and has tattoos.
Also wears a shirt on Fridays that say "mailmen have the best packages" and I blushed the first time I read it and he just raised one eyebrow and I mumbled something about how I liked the color.
It was blue.
OMG.

[Anonymous]

Hahaha, this made me laugh, OP!

My mailman is a lazy old man who doesn't close mailboxes (seriously, the whole street is wide open after he comes through), drives back and forth in front of my house because he thinks it's funny to torment my dog, and delivers the wrong mail to me about 3x per week.

I'll pay you to swap with me! Just on Fridays though

[Anonymous]

Wrong forum

[Anonymous]

What is the correct forum?
Jobs and careers?

[Anonymous]

So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?

[Anonymous]

You have tapped in to one of my longest-standing fantasies...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?

Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol

[Anonymous]

LOL oh OP this is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! I like that you're interacting with him, I would just be too shy to say anything!

[Anonymous]

My USPS postman is tall, dark, and handsome.

[Anonymous]

The Postman Always Rings Twice

[Anonymous]

Ugh my mailman misdelivers mail at least three times a week, smells bad, and complains CONSTANTLY. He walks around muttering under his breath all the time. Lucky OP!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You have tapped in to one of my longest-standing fantasies...

Really? Has anyone ever managed to actually hook up with someone like this?

[Anonymous]

Haha you're cute Op.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?

Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol

Sharing is caring? <3

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?

Back off, he's mine

OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol

That is actually a fantastic answer, if you were coy about it. Were you coy about it?