What is something you'd never admit outloud...

[Anonymous]

I can't wait until my kids go visit their grandparents so I can sleep until noon if I want to.

I'm going back to work this fall so I can set a good example for my daughters, but we don't need the money and I don't want to do it. I'm so much happier staying home and reading, baking, working out. Hell, I even do the obligatory classroom volunteering even though I don't like other people's kids. (Also something I don't say out loud.)

I don't want to be in my sister's wedding, have my kids be in the wedding, or really even attend the wedding. They aren't well suited and they'll wind up divorced. She's a bridezilla. It's going to cost me thousands of dollars to fly my family there, dress all of us for the wedding party, give gifts, etc.

I don't like drinking water. I'd rather drink soda. It's bad for me so I don't often, but sometimes I put other beverages in my metal water bottle and pretend I'll being healthy.

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Anonymous wrote:That I don't care about economic diversity, no, I don't want my kid going to school with poor kids who don't speak English.

Wow

[Anonymous]

That I'm sexually attracted to women.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think you're about to get an ass-chewin' for calling the job of Kindergarten Teacher cutesy...

omg that's too funny! and true

[Anonymous]

I lie constantly from minor things to major things. I haven't got caught in lies which amazes me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I lie constantly from minor things to major things. I haven't got caught in lies which amazes me

You don't THINK you have.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That I don't care about economic diversity, no, I don't want my kid going to school with poor kids who don't speak English.

Wow

Eh, I'm the same. No poors please.

I love living in a mostly white and wealthy neighborhood.

[Anonymous]

I'm 75 lb overweight and I plan to bike across the country. I don't tell people because I don't want them to think (or say) there's no way I can get my fat ass across the state, let alone the country. I'm also afraid I'll get 3 days in and realize I made a terrible mistake and I don't want to confess to that to lots of people (if it happens.) And lastly, I don't want people constantly asking me how the preparations are going. I plan to leave in roughly a year.

[Anonymous]

I love Trump!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm 75 lb overweight and I plan to bike across the country. I don't tell people because I don't want them to think (or say) there's no way I can get my fat ass across the state, let alone the country. I'm also afraid I'll get 3 days in and realize I made a terrible mistake and I don't want to confess to that to lots of people (if it happens.) And lastly, I don't want people constantly asking me how the preparations are going. I plan to leave in roughly a year.

Good for you. Sounds wonderful and life changing

[Anonymous]

I am still attracted to my wife and think she is the sexiest lady around, after 20+ years. (Everyone has their taste).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love Trump!!!!

So, why would you admit this? You obviously know how awful he is for our country otherwise you wouldn't keep your support for him a secret...

[Anonymous]

I love Trump too and I don't care what he says or does because I know he loves this country unlike the last occupants of the WH.

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Anonymous wrote:
Most Americans I've met in the Washington DC area (NW DC, Bethesda and Silver Spring, to be precise), greatly lack the literary, geographical and historical references, general culture and knowledge of the world exhibited by the British, French, German and other Europeans.

It's actually quite scary when you consider that the capital area is composed of this country's educated elite. Sadly, it gives credence to the stereotype of the crass American. It might explain why this country voted for Trump, when the majority of European nations, despite much greater incentive to do so (a lot more migrants and unemployment), have so far resisted electing an extremist leader.

.... this from a euro trash asshole from a place that managed to start TWO world wars that claimed 75,000,000 lives in 25 years.

I tell ya what. When/if America starts two global conflicts in one generation that have a death toll approaching 1/10th billion people, THEN we can start comparing ourselves to you douchebags. Until then, why don't you swim your bitch ass back home?

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Anonymous wrote:I am still attracted to my wife and think she is the sexiest lady around, after 20+ years. (Everyone has their taste).

I'll bet she is, too. You wouldn't feel that way if there weren't an element of truth to it.