How about thrice-baked? Because that's how long it takes to make a meal correctly at the world famous "Balthazar" apparently. |
| I'll never get over the story about him and his wife on the airplane, if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the guy nothing will |
This. You can tell he is a jerk. He’s desperate for attention and feels entitled. |
It was his wife, not his food. It doesn't matter what your mood is - as a human being who is an adult, it is your job to control your emotions. That's your job as a member of the human race. |
\ Actually I grew up in NY and now live in San Francisco, but when I hear Balthazar, I think Getty. Not the restaurant. Regardless, everyone who has a business wants more. Wouldn't the owner love to have reservations booked through the new year or through Valentine's Day? |
I’m from a flyover stage and really resent the term. But “even I” know what a big deal Balthazar is. |
| I’ll have to Google the airplane story. |
+1 He threw a tantrum at the server because there was a speck of egg white in his wife’s egg yolk (WTF?) omelet. |
Here you go! |
| Egomaniac closeted queen projects self hate and ire onto peasants. Same as Ellen, aside from being closeted. |
| Totally normal for a 40 year man to be "bff" with teen boys in a boy band. |
After it came back wrong AGAIN. |
1. He's about 15 years older than they are. 2. Louis Tomlinson's mom worked with JC on a tv show back when Louis was a little kid, and when Louis got X-Factor and moved to London, she reached out to JC and asked him to keep an eye on him. He brought the other guys in 1D into the mix with him. |
| What is an egg yolk omelette (and why would anyone want it?) and how could you possibly tell there was white in it? The other way around, maybe. |
| I’m shocked he has a wife, I totally thought he was gay. |