What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

Ugh, same

Ugh...not the small penis part, but same. NOT good in bed, and totally unwilling to put in any effort to be. It sucks, I don't think he has any clue what a sexual person I am bc I would literally rather get myself off than sleep with him

+1

And that I am repulsed by him.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My DH can't provide me with enough spending money (he's an engineer who makes $90 an hour) so I sell myself to rich businessmen for $300 an hour to make a little spare cash.

How the hell do you manage this while not drawing your DH's attention? How do you make time for this?

He works all day and I just bum around shopping and meeting people. Sometimes when he comes home I let him take me without even cleaning up after one of my trysts.

Girl

You don't practice safe sex with them? Do you like the sex with them or do you take your mind to another place? Are you good looking?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have two:

1) I was away on travel, overseas. I had a weekend free, and decided to go sightseeing in a neighboring country. That might not have been bad, but our kid got a stomach bug.

2) Well before we met (when I was still in college, I got a BJ from a male college friend. I tried to reciprocate, but could not. I am complete hetero -- no desire to do anything with anyone else. But a BJ is a BJ.

Why is this a secret?

[Anonymous]

It makes me happy that my kids both look like my side of the family (the younger on is the spitting image of my mother), because I gave up too much of what I wanted to be with DH, and because they have his last name. And because most of his family is ugly, frankly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That I know he's using a keystroke logger on our system. I also know I have nothing to hide so he can have at it.

I'm so paranoid my husband is doing this to me

[Anonymous]

That I have same sex experiences from before we met and struggle with these impulses years later. And that I wonder if I will go down this path once the kids are gone

[Anonymous]

I made up a bunch of stuff to impress him. I thought that was the kind of girl he wanted because of his past. Stupid, embarrassing stuff. I was young. But I've been lying about it too long to come clean now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That I know he's using a keystroke logger on our system. I also know I have nothing to hide so he can have at it.

That is so creepy. That would destroy all trust for me. I couldn't live like that. My God.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That I have same sex experiences from before we met and struggle with these impulses years later. And that I wonder if I will go down this path once the kids are gone

Are you male or female?

[Anonymous]

A LOT of y'all need to leave.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That I have same sex experiences from before we met and struggle with these impulses years later. And that I wonder if I will go down this path once the kids are gone

Are you male or female?

Male

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have two:

1) I was away on travel, overseas. I had a weekend free, and decided to go sightseeing in a neighboring country. That might not have been bad, but our kid got a stomach bug.

2) Well before we met (when I was still in college, I got a BJ from a male college friend. I tried to reciprocate, but could not. I am complete hetero -- no desire to do anything with anyone else. But a BJ is a BJ.

Why is this a secret?

A BJ is not just a BJ. A female mouth is alot sexier.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have two:

1) I was away on travel, overseas. I had a weekend free, and decided to go sightseeing in a neighboring country. That might not have been bad, but our kid got a stomach bug.

2) Well before we met (when I was still in college, I got a BJ from a male college friend. I tried to reciprocate, but could not. I am complete hetero -- no desire to do anything with anyone else. But a BJ is a BJ.

Why is this a secret?

A BJ is not just a BJ. A female mouth is alot sexier.

But why is the sightseeing trip and the kid's stomach bug a secret?

[Anonymous]

That I'm glad we had daughters and not sons since he has no goals regarding teaching children anything ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have two:

1) I was away on travel, overseas. I had a weekend free, and decided to go sightseeing in a neighboring country. That might not have been bad, but our kid got a stomach bug.

2) Well before we met (when I was still in college, I got a BJ from a male college friend. I tried to reciprocate, but could not. I am complete hetero -- no desire to do anything with anyone else. But a BJ is a BJ.

Why is this a secret?

A BJ is not just a BJ. A female mouth is alot sexier.

But why is the sightseeing trip and the kid's stomach bug a secret?

Because I didn't ask DCUM for permission.