Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?

[Anonymous]

"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

So I was all ready today, feeling good in a new outfit and generally having a good day, when I noticed the mail hadn't come yet. After lunchtime. It was late.

Perfect.

He eventually walks by my office, I call out "I thought the postman always come on time?"
It was a beautiful thing, came out just like I practiced in my head. I was probably beaming and glowing I was so proud of myself.

Then, he puts both hands on my desk, leans down to my level, stares right into my eyes and asks "what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Do you know what I said? Do you know what I actually said in words out of my mouth?

I said "umm, err, well...ahh... I wouldn't want you to not, you know, ummm...eat a healthy lunch or anything, so..ahh... I guess any time that is, you know, convenient for you works for us."

Kill me softly. Seriously. I am the worst.

I seriously love that you shared this. Cracked me up. I would take you to lunch in a heart beat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

Or, at the same time, or not long after, I do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you have GOT to bang the mailman. Do it for all of us. Please, please bang the mailman. We are rooting for you.

Disgusting. A sweaty, grimy, postal worker. Please tell me you have higher standards

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you have GOT to bang the mailman. Do it for all of us. Please, please bang the mailman. We are rooting for you.

Disgusting. A sweaty, grimy, postal worker. Please tell me you have higher standards

JHC. Take off your white gloves and live a little.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

So I was all ready today, feeling good in a new outfit and generally having a good day, when I noticed the mail hadn't come yet. After lunchtime. It was late.

Perfect.

He eventually walks by my office, I call out "I thought the postman always come on time?"
It was a beautiful thing, came out just like I practiced in my head. I was probably beaming and glowing I was so proud of myself.

Then, he puts both hands on my desk, leans down to my level, stares right into my eyes and asks "what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Do you know what I said? Do you know what I actually said in words out of my mouth?

I said "umm, err, well...ahh... I wouldn't want you to not, you know, ummm...eat a healthy lunch or anything, so..ahh... I guess any time that is, you know, convenient for you works for us."

Kill me softly. Seriously. I am the worst.

I seriously love that you shared this. Cracked me up. I would take you to lunch in a heart beat.

OP - you have gift! Start a blog.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here.

So I was all ready today, feeling good in a new outfit and generally having a good day, when I noticed the mail hadn't come yet. After lunchtime. It was late.

Perfect.

He eventually walks by my office, I call out "I thought the postman always come on time?"
It was a beautiful thing, came out just like I practiced in my head. I was probably beaming and glowing I was so proud of myself.

Then, he puts both hands on my desk, leans down to my level, stares right into my eyes and asks "what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Do you know what I said? Do you know what I actually said in words out of my mouth?

I said "umm, err, well...ahh... I wouldn't want you to not, you know, ummm...eat a healthy lunch or anything, so..ahh... I guess any time that is, you know, convenient for you works for us."

Kill me softly. Seriously. I am the worst.

I seriously love that you shared this. Cracked me up. I would take you to lunch in a heart beat.

OP - you have gift! Start a blog.

I agree!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

OP here.
You guys are professionals! These answers are great.
I do need some tips, obviously didn't think through what to say after my line.
To answer a prior question, I'm not actually trying to date this guy, but it's a great break in my otherwise boring day and he is SO GOOD at this flirty banter thing that I have this need to rise to his level.
And eventually invite him to our Christmas party open bar. Kidding.
(Not kidding)

[Anonymous]

So fucking gross

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So fucking gross

I'm wondering why you keep reading this thread?

OP - I'm routing for you!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

OP here.
You guys are professionals! These answers are great.
I do need some tips, obviously didn't think through what to say after my line.
To answer a prior question, I'm not actually trying to date this guy, but it's a great break in my otherwise boring day and he is SO GOOD at this flirty banter thing that I have this need to rise to his level.
And eventually invite him to our Christmas party open bar. Kidding.
(Not kidding)

It sounds to me like he wants you.

Be careful about inviting him around when there are drinks involved. A friend of mine invited her personal trainer to a happy hour hour. They stayed after everyone left flirting and having drinks.. He walked her to her car, they started making out and he ended up screwing her up against her car.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you have GOT to bang the mailman. Do it for all of us. Please, please bang the mailman. We are rooting for you.

Disgusting. A sweaty, grimy, postal worker. Please tell me you have higher standards

Is this your type?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

OP here.
You guys are professionals! These answers are great.
I do need some tips, obviously didn't think through what to say after my line.
To answer a prior question, I'm not actually trying to date this guy, but it's a great break in my otherwise boring day and he is SO GOOD at this flirty banter thing that I have this need to rise to his level.
And eventually invite him to our Christmas party open bar. Kidding.
(Not kidding)

It sounds to me like he wants you.

Be careful about inviting him around when there are drinks involved. A friend of mine invited her personal trainer to a happy hour hour. They stayed after everyone left flirting and having drinks.. He walked her to her car, they started making out and he ended up screwing her up against her car.

Wait, she was assaulted? Because if that was consensual, it sounds pretty fun to me, so why the warning?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

OP here.
You guys are professionals! These answers are great.
I do need some tips, obviously didn't think through what to say after my line.
To answer a prior question, I'm not actually trying to date this guy, but it's a great break in my otherwise boring day and he is SO GOOD at this flirty banter thing that I have this need to rise to his level.
And eventually invite him to our Christmas party open bar. Kidding.
(Not kidding)

It sounds to me like he wants you.

Be careful about inviting him around when there are drinks involved. A friend of mine invited her personal trainer to a happy hour hour. They stayed after everyone left flirting and having drinks.. He walked her to her car, they started making out and he ended up screwing her up against her car.

Wait, she was assaulted? Because if that was consensual, it sounds pretty fun to me, so why the warning?

It was consensual. According to her it was more than just fun.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Right before I start making coffee for us tomorrow morning.....

OP here.
You guys are professionals! These answers are great.
I do need some tips, obviously didn't think through what to say after my line.
To answer a prior question, I'm not actually trying to date this guy, but it's a great break in my otherwise boring day and he is SO GOOD at this flirty banter thing that I have this need to rise to his level.
And eventually invite him to our Christmas party open bar. Kidding.
(Not kidding)

It sounds to me like he wants you.

Be careful about inviting him around when there are drinks involved. A friend of mine invited her personal trainer to a happy hour hour. They stayed after everyone left flirting and having drinks.. He walked her to her car, they started making out and he ended up screwing her up against her car.

And this would be a bad thing how?