Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

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omg

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Anonymous wrote:Are there any polls out yet on whether voters think Vance raped a couch?

This is just a sign that the opposing party’s policies so weak that they have to come up with stuff like this. It must be sad when you cannot elect your own candidate and just have to go with what your party told you.

Sorry, dude. She's the candidate, we're going into this with some verve, and you're going to have to figure out how to handle that.

Just don't get between JD and that stylish settee, and you should be fine.

Yep. Someone seems to be a little too thin skinned and can't appreciate the humor that we're having at an awful candidate's expense.

+1. When was the last time people were laughing in the politics forum? It’s nice to see.

There are like 6 threads where you can bash KH. If this thread doesn’t make you smile, go to one of those.

So grateful Jeff let us keep this. I have desperately needed the enthusiasm and laughs I’ve gotten this week.

For me, it was probably the whole "Ted Cruz for Human President".

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Anonymous wrote:OMG guys, this has ACTUALLY become a major thing.

The AP attempted to fact check the issue, published an article saying that Vance had not had sex with a couch, but then had to pull the story, because it was inaccurate... the only thing they could confirm is that he had not written in Hillbilly Elegy that he banged a couch, not that he had never actually had sex with a couch.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/25/24206088/jd-vance-fact-check-sex-couch-rumor-associated-press-retraction

Good lord this is getting out of hand and it's so insanely funny!

The AP discovered that you can't prove a negative hypothesis. Interesting. Will they discover fire can be used to cook meat next?

This is clearly getting under your skin. MAGAs hate, hate, hate it when someone is laughing at their expense. As an aside, can you imagine the intern at the AP who was asked to fact check this?

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Anonymous wrote:He needs to come out and say this!

If he is a heterosectional, so be it.

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Anonymous wrote:Are there any polls out yet on whether voters think Vance raped a couch?

This is just a sign that the opposing party’s policies so weak that they have to come up with stuff like this. It must be sad when you cannot elect your own candidate and just have to go with what your party told you.

Like your whole party referring to the veep as "KAM a la."

No, we done with your stuff. Either he proves he didn't have sex and/or is no longer a heterosectional or we will be forced to tell the truth to the American people.

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Anonymous wrote:Why is this a topic? Geee

Why was Obama wasn't born in the US a topic? If you don't like the fleas, stop sleeping with your second-hand-from-Middletown, OH couch.

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Anonymous wrote:Are there any polls out yet on whether voters think Vance raped a couch?

This is just a sign that the opposing party’s policies so weak that they have to come up with stuff like this. It must be sad when you cannot elect your own candidate and just have to go with what your party told you.

Like your whole party referring to the veep as "KAM a la."

No, we done with your stuff. Either he proves he didn't have sex and/or is no longer a heterosectional or we will be forced to tell the truth to the American people.

What's he hiding folks? Many, many people are saying. I, for one, am okay if he's trans-sectional or bisectional but he needs to come clean..for the sake of all of the love seats out there.

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Anonymous wrote:Are there any polls out yet on whether voters think Vance raped a couch?

This is just a sign that the opposing party’s policies so weak that they have to come up with stuff like this. It must be sad when you cannot elect your own candidate and just have to go with what your party told you.

Like your whole party referring to the veep as "KAM a la."

No, we done with your stuff. Either he proves he didn't have sex and/or is no longer a heterosectional or we will be forced to tell the truth to the American people.

The Republicans are disgusting with their hippy dippy furniture love. What will they ask us to accept next? Sex with ottomans? Credenzas? Highboys? Doing it with the wardrobe like Narnia porn?

Our country has gone to hell- you people make me SICK! 🤢

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I googled, and AI said the results are rapidly changing.

Love heterosectional!! LBTGQH+

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AP Takes Down Fact-Check Of JD Vance Couch Claim After Article By-Passed ‘Editing Process’
David GilmourJul 25th, 2024, 10:52 am

https://www.mediaite.com/news/ap-takes-down-fact-check-of-jd-vance-couch-claim-after-article-by-passed-editing-process/

The Associated Press fact-check, however, was the subject of much amusement online – considered by some a little lowbrow for the international newswire.

Lowbrow is a huge understatement.

The rumor, it turns out, was first posted on July 15, the same day Trump announced Vance as his vice presidential pick, by X user @rickrudescalves.

The user later protected his account and, according to Snopes, an internet misinformation watchdog, indicated that the post was nonsense by sharing a meme that read: “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?”

By Thursday morning, the article had been taken down from the outlet’s website entirely – the URL diverting to read “Page Unavailable.”

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I have lots of respect for a man who chooses to bang a couch rather than poke a pornstar when his wife just had a baby. I say move him to the top of the ticket!

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Anonymous wrote:I have lots of respect for a man who chooses to bang a couch rather than poke a pornstar when his wife just had a baby. I say move him to the top of the ticket!

Well, if he's using his campaign to launder his payments to Rent-a-Center for that couch I think it's wrong.

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Anonymous wrote:Are there any polls out yet on whether voters think Vance raped a couch?

This is just a sign that the opposing party’s policies so weak that they have to come up with stuff like this. It must be sad when you cannot elect your own candidate and just have to go with what your party told you.

Sorry, dude. She's the candidate, we're going into this with some verve, and you're going to have to figure out how to handle that.

Just don't get between JD and that stylish settee, and you should be fine.

Yep. Someone seems to be a little too thin skinned and can't appreciate the humor that we're having at an awful candidate's expense.

+1. When was the last time people were laughing in the politics forum? It’s nice to see.

There are like 6 threads where you can bash KH. If this thread doesn’t make you smile, go to one of those.

So grateful Jeff let us keep this. I have desperately needed the enthusiasm and laughs I’ve gotten this week.

haha, my weary soul is restored by this amazingly hilarious thread. I can’t stop laughing about Vance and his couch, it’s brought new meaning to my life. Thank you Jeff, for allowing us to keep this whimsical and inspiring thread as a testament to the power of laughter in one’s life. Btw, Vance will never be vp; Trumpelstiltskin is going to drop him soon. He’s a horrible person and politician and I am not worried or scared of his possible ascension into the WH. I am too busy laying on the floor and laughing from the endless witty comments here.

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