Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hope he keeps it empty just to annoy the petty wife. Maybe he’ll even run bare upstairs when you have a visitor next time- wouldn’t that be fun?!

OP - wouldn’t bother me in the least! But like I said before, he wasn’t bare yesterday. He was wearing his underwear and pants.

You certainly sounded bothered when you reported back to announce there’s still no TP. It’s like you’re just waiting for it to happen again so you can be all giddy about saying no. You petty and you know it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hope he keeps it empty just to annoy the petty wife. Maybe he’ll even run bare upstairs when you have a visitor next time- wouldn’t that be fun?!

OP - wouldn’t bother me in the least! But like I said before, he wasn’t bare yesterday. He was wearing his underwear and pants.

You certainly sounded bothered when you reported back to announce there’s still no TP. It’s like you’re just waiting for it to happen again so you can be all giddy about saying no. You petty and you know it.

I am not disputing the petty nature of my actions. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

I wouldn’t be bothered by him walking bare a$$ed in front of company. I’d be more bothered that he still hasn’t learned his lesson.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

What stands out to me is your commitment to teaching him a lesson.

We all have plenty of lessons to learn; none of us are perfect. Some lessons we learn over and over in life.

I wouldn't want to be married to someone who thought it was their job to teach me lessons. I want a partner who understands that I am not perfect but I'm also trying. I'm certainly not trying to make life difficult for myself or others.

When he contritely yelled, "Help!" I would have brought him the TP, chuckled at the situation, and warned him that some day I wouldn't be home and then natural consequences would bite him in the azz. I wouldn't consider it my job to create the consequences.

Your dynamic seems like one in which you look down on him.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My wife does this with glasses. She leaves half full water glasses all over the house and then complains that there aren't any clean ones.

About once a week I take her car keys and hide them. When she asks if I've seen them I tell her she can have them back when she collects all the glasses and puts them in the dishwasher, after she pours all the water into the dog bowl. I don't want it going to waste.

Celebrated 18 years in May.

Did you "celebrate" tho? Those of you who assume the worst intentions are exhausting. I have ADHD and I can't imagine being married to somebody who expected perfection all the time. I don't expect it of my non-ADHD DH and he doesn't expect it from me. OP could have used this as an opportunity to tease her DH, or bribe him for something fun if she brings the paper. Her DH isn't doing it because he is a jerk, he legitimately forgets and I'm sure feels bad about himself every time he does because she nags him. Relax, people. Go with grace and love.

OP here. Like 20 times? He doesn’t do this at work. He does it at home because he knows I’ll bail him out. That’s what makes it jerk behavior. Sorry. But if you don’t learn your lesson the first few times I’m not helping anymore. It’s frigging tp. Walk to the basement and get some every week. It’s not hard.

At work they have a housekeeping staff who makes sure the TP is stocked. I mean, I think your DH is a doofus for this but of course this isn't something that would happen at work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Santa’s bringing someone a bidet for Christmas.

Someone(s) keeps mentioning a bidet. Doesn't that leave your butt wet? Do you use a face towel to dry it off if there is no TP, or what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have fun in divorce court.

My thoughts exactly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Santa’s bringing someone a bidet for Christmas.

Someone(s) keeps mentioning a bidet. Doesn't that leave your butt wet? Do you use a face towel to dry it off if there is no TP, or what?

It as a dryer.

[Anonymous]

I love this thread. It is making me so grateful for my kind hearted husband.

[Anonymous]

I applaud you, OP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.

I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.

NP Bringing TP to your husband on the can is not "playing mommy" it's being a nice human being and a carrying wife. Pretty sure your single if you think this is playing mommy and some kind of kink. You sound like you're 12. Good luck with that!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.

I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.

NP Bringing TP to your husband on the can is not "playing mommy" it's being a nice human being and a carrying wife. Pretty sure your single if you think this is playing mommy and some kind of kink. You sound like you're 12. Good luck with that!

If you have to bring him toilet paper on a monthly basis, you’re playing mommy. Why can’t he replace the toilet paper himself? Because he knows his “mommy” will bring it to him! Not attractive. At all.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hope he keeps it empty just to annoy the petty wife. Maybe he’ll even run bare upstairs when you have a visitor next time- wouldn’t that be fun?!

OP - wouldn’t bother me in the least! But like I said before, he wasn’t bare yesterday. He was wearing his underwear and pants.

You certainly sounded bothered when you reported back to announce there’s still no TP. It’s like you’re just waiting for it to happen again so you can be all giddy about saying no. You petty and you know it.

I am not disputing the petty nature of my actions. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

I wouldn’t be bothered by him walking bare a$$ed in front of company. I’d be more bothered that he still hasn’t learned his lesson.

The bigger problem here than the TP is your attitude that you need to "teach him a lesson". :roll:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What stands out to me is your commitment to teaching him a lesson.

We all have plenty of lessons to learn; none of us are perfect. Some lessons we learn over and over in life.

I wouldn't want to be married to someone who thought it was their job to teach me lessons. I want a partner who understands that I am not perfect but I'm also trying. I'm certainly not trying to make life difficult for myself or others.

When he contritely yelled, "Help!" I would have brought him the TP, chuckled at the situation, and warned him that some day I wouldn't be home and then natural consequences would bite him in the azz. I wouldn't consider it my job to create the consequences.

Your dynamic seems like one in which you look down on him.

You don’t look down on someone who doesn’t take responsibility to keep his own ass clean? Low standards, yikes!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have fun in divorce court.

+1

What in the Amber Heard hell is this?

You couldn’t get the person who takes out your trash and kills spiders a roll of tp?

Then he took his poopy @$$ upstairs to YOUR bathroom to shower?

Weird flex