Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Wow, I wonder what his payback will be.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

Act totally normal! Stay strong! Report back!

I am! Just ignoring it for now. I have my own bathroom upstairs (it’s our en suite but for whatever reason he prefers the downstairs bathroom) so it’s no skin off my back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow, I wonder what his payback will be.

I thought the same thing! I just came upstairs and checked to see if he hid my toilet paper (in our other bathroom - the one I primarily use) or wiped his butt with my pillowcase or something. So far, all clear!

[Anonymous]

I get where you're coming from and why you did it, but not allowing someone the dignity to clean themselves and making them get up and walk around vulnerable and soiled is just...idk. It feels wrong and almost cruel.

I'd be fed up if I were you too though, just not sure what I'd do about it.

[Anonymous]

Gross

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I get where you're coming from and why you did it, but not allowing someone the dignity to clean themselves and making them get up and walk around vulnerable and soiled is just...idk. It feels wrong and almost cruel.

I'd be fed up if I were you too though, just not sure what I'd do about it.

Sometimes a memorably unpleasant experience is what it takes. There's not much dignity in being a man's toilet paper delivery service over and over and over.

[Anonymous]

So he's never had a bowel movement when you weren't home?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So he's never had a bowel movement when you weren't home?

Exactly. Team OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So he's never had a bowel movement when you weren't home?

Exactly. Team OP.

I wouldn't ask this question unless you really truly do want to know the answer.

[Anonymous]

This thread title makes me wish we could hide threads on dcum.

-A husband who does more bathroom maintenance than his wife

[Anonymous]

So he had to go upstairs without wiping, dripping who knows what filth along the way, creating an unhealthy situation for your family. Congratulations?

[Anonymous]

Buy him some Depends so he can just do his business wherever he is sitting.

[Anonymous]

There is no way I would have helped him more than once.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So he had to go upstairs without wiping, dripping who knows what filth along the way, creating an unhealthy situation for your family. Congratulations?

All of your BMs are wet?

See a doctor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get where you're coming from and why you did it, but not allowing someone the dignity to clean themselves and making them get up and walk around vulnerable and soiled is just...idk. It feels wrong and almost cruel.

I'd be fed up if I were you too though, just not sure what I'd do about it.

Sometimes a memorably unpleasant experience is what it takes. There's not much dignity in being a man's toilet paper delivery service over and over and over.

You would think. My 13 year old has figured out how to get Alexa in the other room to announce "Yo mom, I need more tp" while he's on the toilet. Several times, so no, it's not sinking in yet. But he's a 13 year old not a full grown man. And at least it makes me laugh.