Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper

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[Post New]10/26/2023 14:46
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Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:The downstairs bathroom is my husbands primary bathroom. He NEVER replaces the toilet paper. We have had a million arguments about it. Yet when he goes in there to poop, and he has no TP, I have to rescue him. Every damn time. Well the last time it happened I said “this is the last time. I’m not rescuing you anymore. Keep extra tp in there and you won’t have a problem.”

Well today was the next time. He yelled (in a very contrite voice) “help.” I said “nope. Deal with it.” He pooped then quickly ran upstairs to take a shower. But he did stop on the stairs to tell me what a jerk I was for not getting him the tp.

For those who understand, I’m staying strong.


Perfect place to store those 45 rolls of toilet paper from Sam's Club.


Seriously! I would fill the entire room in a comical way with toilet paper - like barely enough room to navigate to the toilet and sink. I might even attach a little note to the door saying “I hope you have enough”. You don’t have to turn this into a negative. I would totally take this as an opportunity to have a laugh for years to come.
[Post New]10/26/2023 15:05
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The downstairs bathroom is my husbands primary bathroom. He NEVER replaces the toilet paper. We have had a million arguments about it. Yet when he goes in there to poop, and he has no TP, I have to rescue him. Every damn time. Well the last time it happened I said “this is the last time. I’m not rescuing you anymore. Keep extra tp in there and you won’t have a problem.”

Well today was the next time. He yelled (in a very contrite voice) “help.” I said “nope. Deal with it.” He pooped then quickly ran upstairs to take a shower. But he did stop on the stairs to tell me what a jerk I was for not getting him the tp.

For those who understand, I’m staying strong.


Perfect place to store those 45 rolls of toilet paper from Sam's Club.


Seriously! I would fill the entire room in a comical way with toilet paper - like barely enough room to navigate to the toilet and sink. I might even attach a little note to the door saying “I hope you have enough”. You don’t have to turn this into a negative. I would totally take this as an opportunity to have a laugh for years to come.


OP and I like this idea too
[Post New]10/26/2023 15:08
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Anonymous
Pardon me if this has been asked and answered but...would he get mad if you put on a roll so that it hangs under instead of over?
[Post New]10/26/2023 15:09
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Anonymous
Put a sign on the door and have him sign it:

Liability:

By using this bathroom I accept full responsibility over the stocking and maintenance of toilet paper.

I will poop at my own risk.

I will not call for help if I poop before looking to see if there is toilet paper.

[Post New]10/26/2023 15:10
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Anonymous wrote:Pardon me if this has been asked and answered but...would he get mad if you put on a roll so that it hangs under instead of over?


OP here and getting him to actually put the roll on the dispenser is such pie in the sky thinking I couldn’t even answer your question
[Post New]10/26/2023 16:52
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I agree. Doing it once or twice would be a caring wife. Doing it hundreds of times would make you his unpaid shit-monkey.


LOL. 100%
There's being a nice spouse, and then there's being a doormat.
[Post New]10/26/2023 19:50
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Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:Team OP.

OP, I would’ve pretended I didn’t hear him and disappeared out of earshot, to just let him deal with his consequences without.


+1


I would have left the house for a long walk
[Post New]10/26/2023 20:02
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OP, you've been his shit-monkey enabler. He's not thankful, he's entitled to you continuing to be his shit-monkey.

Have you asked him if he wants you to wipe him up too?
[Post New]10/27/2023 13:41
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Anonymous wrote:Pardon me if this has been asked and answered but...would he get mad if you put on a roll so that it hangs under instead of over?


I just read this whole thread, and this one really made me lol. This is the best passive aggressive thing I’ve seen. Or maybe just for my household! 😂
[Post New]10/27/2023 14:32
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Anonymous
Put a printer in the bathroom, and when he runs out all he has to do is click... print... wipe.

Until he runs out of paper that is.
[Post New]10/27/2023 15:32
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Anonymous
Good job OP!
[Post New]10/27/2023 15:45
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Anonymous
Tell him that he needs to develop superpowers.

[Post New]10/27/2023 19:49
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Anonymous
He needs to start taking his shits at Starbucks. They always have toilet paper.
[Post New]10/27/2023 21:42
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I agree. Doing it once or twice would be a caring wife. Doing it hundreds of times would make you his unpaid shit-monkey.


LOL. 100%
There's being a nice spouse, and then there's being a doormat.


It would take less than a minute to order a mega pack on Amazon then carry the box to his bathroom when it’s delivered. Would take less time than arguing with him, posting on DCUM, and reading through and replying to responses.
[Post New]10/27/2023 22:43
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Anonymous
Would it kill you to throw a four pack in there every time you buy new toilet paper?
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