Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow, I wonder what his payback will be.

He's wiping with her best panties.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

He didn't learn. If it happens again, that may do the trick. Also, who doesn't check before plopping down??!! You're doing the right thing, OP.

[Anonymous]

Oh FFS

[Anonymous]

I'd probably yell "no" a few times and then cave. And I might buy him a case of toilet paper for the next bday or whatever.

We keep a tp holder in each bathroom so there are always extra (until the last one isn't replaced...)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

He didn't learn. If it happens again, that may do the trick. Also, who doesn't check before plopping down??!! You're doing the right thing, OP.

Who does, every single time? You're so, dare I say it, an*l, that you pause and check every time before you bend? Uh, good for you, I guess. How perfect you are, never, ever to be caught, shall we say, short-sheeted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wow, I wonder what his payback will be.

He's wiping with her best panties.

It's like the toothbrush episode of Seinfeld.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I get where you're coming from and why you did it, but not allowing someone the dignity to clean themselves and making them get up and walk around vulnerable and soiled is just...idk. It feels wrong and almost cruel.

I'd be fed up if I were you too though, just not sure what I'd do about it.

Oh please. It’s hardly the Trail of Tears.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wow, I wonder what his payback will be.

He's wiping with her best panties.

And? OP can hit the La Perla store.

[Anonymous]

Count his underwear and count again in a few weeks, then call the plumber. I know a guy who destroyed his family’s plumbing because he would use his boxers whenever he ended up in this situation.

He is divorced now, fwiw.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

Omg. I would lose it OP. Godspeed.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, every time he heads for that bathroom, put some ear buds in and go to a different part of the house.

“So sorry, hon. I didn’t hear you. Are you okay?”

[Anonymous]

I find it hard to believe you never use the downstairs bathroom or have anyone over who might need to. Our downstairs bathroom is the one used the most. You bet I keep it stocked with TP. Grow up.

[Anonymous]

Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I find it hard to believe you never use the downstairs bathroom or have anyone over who might need to. Our downstairs bathroom is the one used the most. You bet I keep it stocked with TP. Grow up.

I def put rolls in there if we’re having company. I went in a few days ago to pee, and saw there was no TP (the holder is on the wall facing the door - it’s literally the first thing you see when you walk in). I saw that and turned right around to use the upstairs bathroom. The roll has been empty for DAYS. Not my problem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

*Crappy tp