Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper

[Anonymous]

The downstairs bathroom is my husbands primary bathroom. He NEVER replaces the toilet paper. We have had a million arguments about it. Yet when he goes in there to poop, and he has no TP, I have to rescue him. Every damn time. Well the last time it happened I said “this is the last time. I’m not rescuing you anymore. Keep extra tp in there and you won’t have a problem.”

Well today was the next time. He yelled (in a very contrite voice) “help.” I said “nope. Deal with it.” He pooped then quickly ran upstairs to take a shower. But he did stop on the stairs to tell me what a jerk I was for not getting him the tp.

For those who understand, I’m staying strong.

[Anonymous]

Congratulations?

[Anonymous]

He's a jerk for not outfitting his outhouse with everything he needs.

[Anonymous]

Have fun in divorce court.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have fun in divorce court.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The downstairs bathroom is my husbands primary bathroom. He NEVER replaces the toilet paper. We have had a million arguments about it. Yet when he goes in there to poop, and he has no TP, I have to rescue him. Every damn time. Well the last time it happened I said “this is the last time. I’m not rescuing you anymore. Keep extra tp in there and you won’t have a problem.”

Well today was the next time. He yelled (in a very contrite voice) “help.” I said “nope. Deal with it.” He pooped then quickly ran upstairs to take a shower. But he did stop on the stairs to tell me what a jerk I was for not getting him the tp.

For those who understand, I’m staying strong.

Perfect place to store those 45 rolls of toilet paper from Sam's Club.

[Anonymous]

Team OP.

OP, I would’ve pretended I didn’t hear him and disappeared out of earshot, to just let him deal with his consequences without.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Have fun in divorce court.

+1

OP here. If throat happens you’ll be the first to know! Not planning on it tho.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Team OP.

OP, I would’ve pretended I didn’t hear him and disappeared out of earshot, to just let him deal with his consequences without.

+1

[Anonymous]

Team op

[Anonymous]

Stay strong, OP. My husband is the same. He will refuse to do anywhere close to his share of the work (as in, none at all), then expect me to bail him out. Not TP, but other things. We've had those discussions and fights.

What's wrong with people like this?

[Anonymous]

I would either disappear so he has to deal on his own and not know I'm standing there gloating, or I would just suck it up and store TP in that bathroom.

You both seem immature.

[Anonymous]

Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The downstairs bathroom is my husbands primary bathroom. He NEVER replaces the toilet paper. We have had a million arguments about it. Yet when he goes in there to poop, and he has no TP, I have to rescue him. Every damn time. Well the last time it happened I said “this is the last time. I’m not rescuing you anymore. Keep extra tp in there and you won’t have a problem.”

Well today was the next time. He yelled (in a very contrite voice) “help.” I said “nope. Deal with it.” He pooped then quickly ran upstairs to take a shower. But he did stop on the stairs to tell me what a jerk I was for not getting him the tp.

For those who understand, I’m staying strong.

You didn’t have a square to spare?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

Act totally normal! Stay strong! Report back!