Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

[Anonymous]

It’s not the Roos you should worry about.

“Platypus stabs woman with its venomous spurs in odd case”

https://www.livescience.com/health/platypus-stabs-woman-with-its-venomous-spurs-in-odd-case

[Anonymous]

Aussies are oddly fond of their wildlife. On the other hand, they aim to kill up to 5 million cats over the next 5 years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s not the Roos you should worry about.

“Platypus stabs woman with its venomous spurs in odd case”

https://www.livescience.com/health/platypus-stabs-woman-with-its-venomous-spurs-in-odd-case

Platypi are monotreme mammals so in a different league to jumpy marsupials ….

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s not the Roos you should worry about.

“Platypus stabs woman with its venomous spurs in odd case”

https://www.livescience.com/health/platypus-stabs-woman-with-its-venomous-spurs-in-odd-case

Platypi are monotreme mammals so in a different league to jumpy marsupials ….

Would it be safe to say that the platypi are assassin-like on the criminal behavior continuum while roos are like roughs you would hire to beat someone up?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s not the Roos you should worry about.

“Platypus stabs woman with its venomous spurs in odd case”

https://www.livescience.com/health/platypus-stabs-woman-with-its-venomous-spurs-in-odd-case

Platypi are monotreme mammals so in a different league to jumpy marsupials ….

Would it be safe to say that the platypi are assassin-like on the criminal behavior continuum while roos are like roughs you would hire to beat someone up?

Actually I think it’s probably safest to say people and dogs should leave wildlife alone. In a court of law, I think the kangaroo has a solid defence.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s not the Roos you should worry about.

“Platypus stabs woman with its venomous spurs in odd case”

https://www.livescience.com/health/platypus-stabs-woman-with-its-venomous-spurs-in-odd-case

Platypi are monotreme mammals so in a different league to jumpy marsupials ….

Would it be safe to say that the platypi are assassin-like on the criminal behavior continuum while roos are like roughs you would hire to beat someone up?

Actually I think it’s probably safest to say people and dogs should leave wildlife alone. In a court of law, I think the kangaroo has a solid defence.

You don't even know the facts of the case and have decided in favor of the kangaroo.

Kangaroo apologist.

[Anonymous]

Wallabies are where it’s at.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I keep reading horror stories about kangaroos punching people and stealing dogs. Today I read an article that showed this dead-eyed kangaroo, standing over a dog he was drowning for fun, looking like a psychopathic, roided-out mutant rabbit. No one is talking about this. On the contrary, we tell our kids that kangaroos are adorable and have cute baby pouches. What's with the kangaroo lobby selling us cute cartoons while our allies down under live in terror of these beasts? I can't be the only American to have undergone this slow and shocking realization that everything I'd been told about kangaroos is a lie.

https://mol.im/a/12635687

This video is disturbing. Especially reading the part where it said that kangaroos are known for luring victims to water and drowning them. Ummm😳

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When we lived overseas there was this zoo farm place (like the one in Fairfax) but the "attraction" was KANGAROOS. You were supposed to take your kids and get all excited about walking through the kangaroo enclosure.

It was so freaking creepy. Their legs go the wrong way. They just sit and stare at you. I've never looked at kangaroos the same way again.

I’ve done this at a zoo before. Won’t be doing it again. No thank you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s not the Roos you should worry about.

“Platypus stabs woman with its venomous spurs in odd case”

https://www.livescience.com/health/platypus-stabs-woman-with-its-venomous-spurs-in-odd-case

Platypi are monotreme mammals so in a different league to jumpy marsupials ….

Would it be safe to say that the platypi are assassin-like on the criminal behavior continuum while roos are like roughs you would hire to beat someone up?

Fair I suppose … I’m not really up on my hit men/animals analogies … Kanga apologists tend to be peace loving types …

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Details on other a**hole animals - it really is horrifying what some do for "fun". We know there's violence for food etc, but this...

https://www.iflscience.com/animals-can-be-giant-jerks-23602

This is too upsetting I had to stop reading it.

I will continue to live in fantasy land.

I wish I had stopped while afraid. So disturbing!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Aussies are oddly fond of their wildlife. On the other hand, they aim to kill up to 5 million cats over the next 5 years.

Truth - but to be fair, this Aussie is also very fond of American wildlife … even those rascally raccoons that get into our trash ….


In Australia - one domestic cat kills on average about 186 mammals, birds, reptiles and frogs a year, compared to the 748 that one feral cat can kill. However, because domestic cats are concentrated in suburbs, the total number of animals they kill per hectare is higher than the number that feral cats in the bush kill.


That said - I love cats and don’t like this war on Aussie cats - I wish they would just neuter them and put bells on them to give birds fair warning

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s not the Roos you should worry about.

“Platypus stabs woman with its venomous spurs in odd case”

https://www.livescience.com/health/platypus-stabs-woman-with-its-venomous-spurs-in-odd-case

Platypi are monotreme mammals so in a different league to jumpy marsupials ….

Would it be safe to say that the platypi are assassin-like on the criminal behavior continuum while roos are like roughs you would hire to beat someone up?

Actually I think it’s probably safest to say people and dogs should leave wildlife alone. In a court of law, I think the kangaroo has a solid defence.

You don't even know the facts of the case and have decided in favor of the kangaroo.

Kangaroo apologist.

It's a kangaroo court. What did you expect?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Aussies are oddly fond of their wildlife. On the other hand, they aim to kill up to 5 million cats over the next 5 years.

Truth - but to be fair, this Aussie is also very fond of American wildlife … even those rascally raccoons that get into our trash ….


In Australia - one domestic cat kills on average about 186 mammals, birds, reptiles and frogs a year, compared to the 748 that one feral cat can kill. However, because domestic cats are concentrated in suburbs, the total number of animals they kill per hectare is higher than the number that feral cats in the bush kill.


That said - I love cats and don’t like this war on Aussie cats - I wish they would just neuter them and put bells on them to give birds fair warning

Bells don't work--cats learn to walk without jingling them

[Anonymous]

I just want to say how much I love this thread. This is like "best of 2023" territory, here.
Keep it up,folks!