Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:the reason "we" aren't talking about it because the vast vast majority of we americans are never going to visit australia so it's a non issue for us.

Oh please. We all read Winnie the Pooh and call it a Taoist masterpiece. Really it's just distorted pro-kanga PR to lull us into complacency.

oh i like you! lol!

[Anonymous]

Omg he's ripped!!!!

[Anonymous]

When it comes to wild animals, people and dogs have been f&$#kin around and findin out for thousands of years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.

Dolphins and otters?! Please no!

Seriously are they mean? I need stories.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s about time we had this thread. I thought I was the only one.

😭

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Also: Birds aren’t real.

Well, they kind of are -- it's just that they are actually dinosaurs.

I’m still processing that dinosaurs are feathered and are actually birds.

Science has recently concluded that lots of dinosaurs had feathers. Jurassic Park should probably revise those T-Rexes to have feathers, because T-Rex might have been fluffy. https://www.theguardian.com/science/lost-worlds/2012/oct/17/dinosaurs-fossils

[Anonymous]

Australia is wack, the animals and birds are dangerous. Cassowaries, a large, flightless bird, will kick you to death. Don't ever go to Australia.

This account is adorable, though: https://www.instagram.com/thekangaroosanctuary/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.

Dolphins and otters?! Please no!

Seriously are they mean? I need stories.

Dolphins are like drunk frat boys — rape, violent “play”, fighting, etc.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nobody thinks about this, but penguins smell terrible.

What do they smell like?

Also ostriches are psycho.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nobody thinks about this, but penguins smell terrible.

What do they smell like?

Also ostriches are psycho.

DP but i thought penguins smelled fresh, like the ocean. Bit fishy but not too bad. They had just gotten out of the water and were so buttery and oily‐slick.

[Anonymous]

One more thing for me to worry about. If I hear that Pandas are deadly I’m getting armed.

[Anonymous]

Don't even get me started on the koala bears carrying chlamydia!!!!

[Anonymous]

This is THE best thread I've ever read on dcurbanmoms. 😃

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.

Dolphins and otters?! Please no!

Seriously are they mean? I need stories.

Dolphins are like drunk frat boys — rape, violent “play”, fighting, etc.

Come on...they're smarter than frat boys.

[Anonymous]

No one tell her about the beavers!