Why is your cat currently mad at you?

[Anonymous]

I took away the cricket he played with to death before he could eat it.

[Anonymous]

I firmly closed the cabinet where my tampons are because those are her favorite toys. They are also expensive!

[Anonymous]

I wouldn’t play fetch at 4 AM.

[Anonymous]

I threw away the cardboard box.

[Anonymous]

I wanted to fold the clean laundry. She wanted to sleep on it.

[Anonymous]

He's a long-hair cat and got poop all over his bum twice this morning, and I had to catch him and wash it off.

[Anonymous]

She had crawled into a folded blanket on the couch so far that I didn't see her when I went to pick the blanket up and use it myself. Disturbed her nap and her warm, dark hiding spot!

[Anonymous]

It is cold outside.

[Anonymous]

I moved the cat carrier out of the closet to grab something that fell behind it. She assumed we were going to the vet. She has been under the bed for 4 hours.

[Anonymous]

The Christmas tree is blocking his window. He doesn’t climb it, just sit there and meow at it like, “get out of the way”.

[Anonymous]

I won't let him eat ribbon that he keeps finding.

[Anonymous]

I won't let her electrocute herself by chewing on plugged-in electrical cords.

I know. I'm such a jerk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's scared of thunder and apparently it's my fault that there is a storm going on. Sorry, bud.

I cause thunderstorms too. God, we suck so much!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife had the temerity to go into the bathroom—and close the door!

Lucky. I haven't pooped alone since Reagan was president.

[Anonymous]

Because she wanted to be the first cat to go outside this morning. Instead her sister went out first and now she is inside sulking.