Are you a Jeep chick? |
LOL - sure -lots of people are buying jeeps to take them off road. And another LOL about the Federal Government wanting people to drive on roads to keep them clear for firefighting vehicles and "medical rescue" vehicles - the only reason an ambulance or fire truck would even need to be on one of these roads is to rescue your frat boy son/sorority daughter who got stuck driving off road which in and of itself is very unlikely because almost no 4WD vehicles are actually driven off road. |
Chick, no, Jeep loving yes. Love our Jeep. As soon as the next car needs replaced, will be a Jeep too. |
Do you ever stop to think about what you are saying? The off roaders aren't frat/sorority people in general. Did you reason read what that poster said. Jeeps are also great in the snow and rain. |
LOL - this region averages 15 inches of snow per year. Not we get a 15 inch snowstorm every year but we average 15 inches per year. This year we've gotten .75 inches of snow. About once every 10 years do we get a snowstorm where you actually need a 4WD vehicle but almost everything shuts down when that happens (and if you've ever lived somewhere that gets a lot of snow you know that the cars that most often end up in the ditch are big SUV's because their owners are usually idiots) but we should just queue up the "but what about the doctors and nurses" wah wah wah responses. There is no rational argument for getting an SUV in our area because of the weather. And the higher roll-over rates negate any safety benefit of having an SUV so there isn't even a sound safety argument. Off-roading in a car is for pussies who are too lazy to hike in. I particularly love the people at the beach who can't park their SUV in the parking lot and walk 200 feet to the beach with their cooler of bud light and fishing pole but prance around like they are the tough guys because they drove onto the beach rather than carrying their piss water in. Luckily next to no one actually actually takes their SUV's off road - look just like hunters bother me a lot less than people who eat at McDonalds people who take SUV's off-roading actually bother me a lot less than people who get Jeeps because they are insecure suckers for marketing and want to look cool but both are useless exercises in machismo. Unfortunately we do still need cars in our backwards county but we don't need to be driving gas guzzling SUV's everywhere but hey why care about global warming when you can look cool in your Jeep! |
Said the person living in a 6000 square foot house. You really don't get it but that's ok. |
Search and Rescue needs those OHV trails passable because out of shape people like you hike in farther than you can hike back out, and then call 911. Or you get lost, because you only understand city street grids. And wildfires happen. Sometimes it's from lightning, but most of the time it's some idiot like you who doesn't understand campfires. So firefighting brush trucks need to put out the fires people who don't have Jeeps accidentally start. Look, we all get it - you HATE Jeeps. Ok. Understood. Maybe the love of your life dumped you for a guy who owned a Jeep. Maybe you've always been resentful of people who looked like they were enjoying themselves. Maybe you're just really short for a guy, and find it too difficult to climb up into a Wrangler. Whatever, the reason, we get it. You HATE Jeeps. Again - you HATE Jeeps. We got it. |