I just found out my boyfriend is super wealthy, and I don't know how to handle it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. He's suspect. I don't know what his reputation is, but after the s*** he tried to pull, you can bet I looked into it. Any conversations he wants to have with me "heretofore," he can have with my attorney.

PP again.

Googled this line too, also from Good Will Hunting.

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. He's suspect. I don't know what his reputation is, but after the s*** he tried to pull, you can bet I looked into it. Any conversations he wants to have with me "heretofore," he can have with my attorney.

Wait, what? What sh*t did he pull?

I'll just say the circumstances are mitigated. Right now. They're mitigated. Sorry, I can't say more

WTF does that even mean?

How do you like them apples?!?!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OP, what happened?? Give us just a little more detail.

OP here. I am looking at a number of different fields. What do I want? What does anybody want? Leniency. Nobody in this town works without a retainer. You think you can find someone who does, you have my blessing.

Can't really say more at this time.

Reee-taaai-ner! Retainer.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. He's suspect. I don't know what his reputation is, but after the s*** he tried to pull, you can bet I looked into it. Any conversations he wants to have with me "heretofore," he can have with my attorney.

PP again.

Googled this line too, also from Good Will Hunting.

It's sad that you had to google it to know that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'd only be with a guy this rich if I would be comfortable with some infidelity here and there. I truly believe that 90% of men will cheat if they have the power to. And with that kind of money, he could make anything happen.

This, because it's true. 90% is accurate (and of course, before you write in to say your husband doesn't, he is in the 10% of course).

But as they say, it's just as easy to be cheated on by a rich man as a poor man but the divorce settlement is much better.

[Anonymous]

Shoot. I thought the bump meant OP was back on the sauce and had returned to update.

[Anonymous]

No 32 YO wants a Carrier watch. No way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People, the circumstances are MITIGATED! Can't you all read? OP said the circumstances are MITIGATED and HERETOFORE contact will be through her lawyer!

MITIGATED!

[Anonymous]

Get shmoney!

[Anonymous]

Can we speculate on what mitigation might’ve meant for OP?

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Anonymous wrote:Should he renounce his thrown and no longer be prince of Zamunda?

Lol! Gold.

She must arouse his intellect as well as his loins.

LOL!!! Platinum plus, whoady.

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Anonymous wrote:OP here. He's suspect. I don't know what his reputation is, but after the s*** he tried to pull, you can bet I looked into it. Any conversations he wants to have with me "heretofore," he can have with my attorney.

Wait, what? What sh*t did he pull?

I'll just say the circumstances are mitigated. Right now. They're mitigated. Sorry, I can't say more

WTF does that even mean?

No one knows what it means. But it’s provocative. It gets the people going.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can we speculate on what mitigation might’ve meant for OP?

She wrote an eff off burn bridges resignation to her employer in anticipation of being a trophy wife. She slipped it under boss's door. Then found out palm springs boyfriend is a married con man!

Fortunately, her disgruntled coworker burned down the workplace, including said letter. Bam. Mitigated!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. He's suspect. I don't know what his reputation is, but after the s*** he tried to pull, you can bet I looked into it. Any conversations he wants to have with me "heretofore," he can have with my attorney.

Wait, what? What sh*t did he pull?

I'll just say the circumstances are mitigated. Right now. They're mitigated. Sorry, I can't say more

WTF does that even mean?

No one knows what it means. But it’s provocative. It gets the people going.

So are we just randomly quoting lyrics now? I do wish OP would return...

[Anonymous]

Aw, man...I jumped ahead nine pages and now I feel like I read spoilers.