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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]OP here.

So I was all ready today, feeling good in a new outfit and generally having a good day, when I noticed the mail hadn't come yet. After lunchtime. It was late.

Perfect.

He eventually walks by my office, I call out "I thought the postman always come on time?" 
It was a beautiful thing, came out just like I practiced in my head. I was probably beaming and glowing I was so proud of myself.

Then, he puts both hands on my desk, leans down to my level, stares right into my eyes and asks "what time would you like me to come, ______?"

Do you know what I said? Do you know what I actually said in words out of my mouth?

I said "umm, err, well...ahh... I wouldn't want you to not, you know, ummm...eat a healthy lunch or anything, so..ahh... I guess any time that is, you know, convenient for you works for us."

Kill me softly. Seriously. I am the worst. [/quote]

I seriously love that you shared this. Cracked me up. I would take you to lunch in a heart beat.[/quote]

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