Do you poop at work?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

You dumb bitch. I run 12 miles a week and lift weights am a size 0 and eat incredibly healthy. Drink tons of water, etc, so fuck you for assuming anything about me or anyone else on here.

I have also seen a gastro doc and they don't know what wrong. So again fuck you.

Sorry for your troubles. I agree the presumptions that people who are not regular must not live a healthy lifestyle is wrong.

Have you been checked for endometriosis? I had constipation for years and when I finally had a lap it turned out I had endo on my column.

I have not been checked for that yet or had any colonoscopy as I am in my 30's so the doctor did not think it was neccessary. I can basically go after drinking a good amount of prunce juice but thats the only thing that helps. Laxatives do not even always work and I prefer to avoid them. My mom also has chronic constipation and she has had a colonoscopy and it all and they did not find anything but we could have different issues.

I need to find a new specialist because the woman I went to that came very recommended in Rockville was not at all helpful. So on I go in my search to poop! Thanks for the understanding pp!

But really! We are NOT a town of uptight nut jobs. OK, maybe we are.

[Anonymous]

No. I go at home only, hate public toilets and never found myself needing to poop in public. I just go before having a shower.

[Anonymous]

I spank it in the work bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Daily (and without reservation) but I always courtesy flush!

[Anonymous]

What is courtesy flush?

[Anonymous]

Courtesy flush

1. A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.
I gave a courtesy flush at the Smith's party because I didn't want to kill the next person to use the bathroom.

2. When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.
Hey, how about a courtesy flush

[Anonymous]

What if it's still coming out? b/c sometimes that happens

Do you flush again?

Anonymous wrote:Courtesy flush

1. A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.
I gave a courtesy flush at the Smith's party because I didn't want to kill the next person to use the bathroom.

2. When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.
Hey, how about a courtesy flush

[Anonymous]

After reading this thread, I do poop at work now sometimes. However, I would not do that if I had a multi-person bathroom. I wouldn't want anyone to hear the plops.

[Anonymous]

My kids said to me "Mom, nobody poops at school!"

I just noticed that the ad that is shown at the bottom of the page is for a natural supplement that stops Explosive Diarrhea.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Courtesy flush

1. A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.
I gave a courtesy flush at the Smith's party because I didn't want to kill the next person to use the bathroom.

2. When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.
Hey, how about a courtesy flush

I don't think that this works as well as you think it does....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Courtesy flush

1. A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.
I gave a courtesy flush at the Smith's party because I didn't want to kill the next person to use the bathroom.

2. When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.
Hey, how about a courtesy flush

I don't think that this works as well as you think it does....

NP. It does work. I give a CF the moment I start since I'm really gassy. Try it.

[Anonymous]

I have never, and will never, pooped in a public bathroom. I have an extremely efficient digestive system, and eat healthy. Hell, I don't even need to wipe most of the time as my shit comes out clean and hardly smells at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have never, and will never, pooped in a public bathroom. I have an extremely efficient digestive system, and eat healthy. Hell, I don't even need to wipe most of the time as my shit comes out clean and hardly smells at all.

Wow. Do you touch the ground when you walk?

[Anonymous]

Absolutely!

Especially if I have a salad for lunch or too much fruit.

Drives the little Vietnamese ladies at my office crazy...they like to spray air freshener in the office like its going out of style...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have never, and will never, pooped in a public bathroom. I have an extremely efficient digestive system, and eat healthy. Hell, I don't even need to wipe most of the time as my shit comes out clean and hardly smells at all.

Not only are we uptight, anal retentive in the DC area, we also are pompous, self-righteous and delusional. I love you all, of course. These forums are the source of endless amusement and insight into the human condition.
(poops at work after my morning coffee)