Do you poop at work?

[Anonymous]

I do every day. We have a small 3 stall bathroom and only 3 women in our floor so we unconsciously split them up. I know noone has been in all day when I go in and the seat is still up from cleaners from last night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have never, and will never, pooped in a public bathroom. I have an extremely efficient digestive system, and eat healthy. Hell, I don't even need to wipe most of the time as my shit comes out clean and hardly smells at all.

Your shit literally does not stink! Wow! Impressive.

[Anonymous]

i love shitting at work. i don't have to clean that much at home then.

[Anonymous]

I poop in my pants at work and shit in it so it would be mushy and soft

[Anonymous]

Mayor Bloomberg would prefer that you please do not.

[Anonymous]

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/frequent-bowel-movements/MY00786

[Anonymous]

I bring baby wipes and line the toilet with them. I like to put on my iPod speakers to cover farts. People seem to appreciate that. I just put it on the toilet paper ledge.

[Anonymous]

Just did.

[Anonymous]

Found this - http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/04/lean-in-and-poop-in-the-office-already.html - today and remembered this thread.

[Anonymous]

We have a small two stall bathroom that is not particularly well-ventilated so I try to avoid it as much as possible but it can't be helped from time to time. For what it's worth, I'm not the type of person whose stink renders the bathroom uninhabitable for 20+ minutes after I'm done. Our office does have one woman like that though. It's surprising because she's young and fit and seems to eat pretty healthy. I've learned to avoid the bathroom for awhile after I see her leaving it.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Is this a cultural thing? I was not born and raised in this country was trained as a child to do things in a particular order when I got out of bed - 1) poop 2) brush my teeth 3) shower 4) dress for the day 5) eat breakfast.

It was not considered very clean or hygienic if one dressed up for the day, and then had to poop. I would take another shower then, if I had to do that.

I have trained my kids the same. But at work I saw these women, rushing to poop after lunch and I was very put off. It is one thing if you have a stomach bug etc, but to do this everyday ...

However, I saw the same at DC's school. Lot's of kids came to school but needed to use the bathroom as soon as they were in school to poop.

So I am wondering - is this sequence of bodily functions and morning ablutions not given the same importance here?

[Anonymous]

you mean "sit it in" ?

Anonymous wrote:I poop in my pants at work and shit in it so it would be mushy and soft

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is this a cultural thing? I was not born and raised in this country was trained as a child to do things in a particular order when I got out of bed - 1) poop 2) brush my teeth 3) shower 4) dress for the day 5) eat breakfast.

It was not considered very clean or hygienic if one dressed up for the day, and then had to poop. I would take another shower then, if I had to do that.

I have trained my kids the same. But at work I saw these women, rushing to poop after lunch and I was very put off. It is one thing if you have a stomach bug etc, but to do this everyday ...

However, I saw the same at DC's school. Lot's of kids came to school but needed to use the bathroom as soon as they were in school to poop.

So I am wondering - is this sequence of bodily functions and morning ablutions not given the same importance here?

So I am wondering - WHERE are you from??!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I poop at work. I am so fast though that I can poop in the same amount of time that it takes me to pee. I'm done and flushing before anybody would even know that I've pooped.

I know what u mean. I flush if I know I am going to fart. Another trick is to flush frequently, so that there is less smell.