Neighbors having sex in backyard

Anonymous
Sooooo… my DH and I sat outside for a nightcap and heard it. Super awkward. Why would anyone do this? We started laughing - not offended but definitely thought it was an odd night to choose for it.
Anonymous
You should have applauded at the end and rated them.
Anonymous
Because it’s their yard they can f if they want to
Anonymous
Haven't you ever had sex and at a certain point it seemed as if fireworks went off? I'd say it's a continuation on that concept.
Anonymous
Maybe their window was just open?

I say good for them.
Anonymous
Should have joined the party
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Maybe their window was just open?

I say good for them.


No I mean they were on their deck. We should have totally applauded although the wife was clearly faking an orgasm, but you can’t really fault her for that.
Anonymous
They were hoping you would join them
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Haven't you ever had sex and at a certain point it seemed as if fireworks went off? I'd say it's a continuation on that concept.


Lol
Anonymous
Some people get off by thinking others can hear them
Anonymous
Maybe it was a teenage house sitter.
Anonymous
Is it a screened in porch? We totally do it out there. Privacy screens.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Haven't you ever had sex and at a certain point it seemed as if fireworks went off? I'd say it's a continuation on that concept.


I just added something to my bucket list! Just have to wait exactly one year.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Some people get off by thinking others can hear them


God that's so disgusting.
Anonymous
A 4th of July BANG!
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