This is why people find Gwyneth Paltrow insufferable

[Anonymous]

“You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've looked at Goop and can't get past the absolute lack of perspective and the rambling dialogue. It's written idiot speak.

Paltrow is clueless, entitled, and dumb, dumb, dumb.

Yes, she is all these things.

I do think she is beautiful, though, in a way that I admire and that is rare. Her personality is insufferable, but I don't understand why people think she's plain.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Wasn't her father a B-list producer?

According to her fan girl he was a B-list producer AND director on Scorsese’s level

The point is her dad was well connected enough to help her get her foot in the door. Come on, do you really need all the dots connected for you? Nobody thinks she is an amazing actress but her dad happened to know the right people because of who he was.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've looked at Goop and can't get past the absolute lack of perspective and the rambling dialogue. It's written idiot speak.

Paltrow is clueless, entitled, and dumb, dumb, dumb.

Yes, she is all these things.

I do think she is beautiful, though, in a way that I admire and that is rare. Her personality is insufferable, but I don't understand why people think she's plain.

Obviously different strokes and all but she looks very plain to me without makeup- literally like every other white mom in my neighborhood I see- going to work, walking their dogs, out with kids etc.
Maybe taller than average but that is the only thing that might be 'rare'.
Don't know enough about her to opine about her character.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've looked at Goop and can't get past the absolute lack of perspective and the rambling dialogue. It's written idiot speak.

Paltrow is clueless, entitled, and dumb, dumb, dumb.

Yes, she is all these things.

I do think she is beautiful, though, in a way that I admire and that is rare. Her personality is insufferable, but I don't understand why people think she's plain.

Obviously different strokes and all but she looks very plain to me without makeup- literally like every other white mom in my neighborhood I see- going to work, walking their dogs, out with kids etc.
Maybe taller than average but that is the only thing that might be 'rare'.
Don't know enough about her to opine about her character.

Where do yoi live that every woman looks like her? Where is such a magical place?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So much misinformation on this thread. I like her. I think she is funny and self-deprecating. Her dad, Bruce Paltrow, was a well-known director and producer, and yes, Jewish. She was raised celebrating Jewish and Christian holidays and she has raised her kids in a Jewish environment. She formally converted to Judaism in 2014, so obviously she does very much identify as Jewish.

Newsflash to those insisting she’s not Jewish: while her mom is a WASP, she is indeed half Jewish and fully converted. And you can be blond and also Jewish. Good grief.

I really don't think anyone except you cares.

Agree. A PP insinuated that the GP hate was due to her being Jewish but most of us didn’t know that and don’t care. There can be reasons she’s disliked that have nothing to do with her religion or heritage.

Just admit you hate her because she's rich, white, and successful. I don't know what color you are but I'm going to guess green.

Is she white or is she Jewish?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So much misinformation on this thread. I like her. I think she is funny and self-deprecating. Her dad, Bruce Paltrow, was a well-known director and producer, and yes, Jewish. She was raised celebrating Jewish and Christian holidays and she has raised her kids in a Jewish environment. She formally converted to Judaism in 2014, so obviously she does very much identify as Jewish.

Newsflash to those insisting she’s not Jewish: while her mom is a WASP, she is indeed half Jewish and fully converted. And you can be blond and also Jewish. Good grief.

I really don't think anyone except you cares.

Agree. A PP insinuated that the GP hate was due to her being Jewish but most of us didn’t know that and don’t care. There can be reasons she’s disliked that have nothing to do with her religion or heritage.

Just admit you hate her because she's rich, white, and successful. I don't know what color you are but I'm going to guess green.

What do you think?

Is she white or is she Jewish?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So much misinformation on this thread. I like her. I think she is funny and self-deprecating. Her dad, Bruce Paltrow, was a well-known director and producer, and yes, Jewish. She was raised celebrating Jewish and Christian holidays and she has raised her kids in a Jewish environment. She formally converted to Judaism in 2014, so obviously she does very much identify as Jewish.

Newsflash to those insisting she’s not Jewish: while her mom is a WASP, she is indeed half Jewish and fully converted. And you can be blond and also Jewish. Good grief.

I really don't think anyone except you cares.

Agree. A PP insinuated that the GP hate was due to her being Jewish but most of us didn’t know that and don’t care. There can be reasons she’s disliked that have nothing to do with her religion or heritage.

Just admit you hate her because she's rich, white, and successful. I don't know what color you are but I'm going to guess green.

Is she white or is she Jewish?

Same thing for all practical purposes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wasn't her father a B-list producer?

According to her fan girl he was a B-list producer AND director on Scorsese’s level

The point is her dad was well connected enough to help her get her foot in the door. Come on, do you really need all the dots connected for you? Nobody thinks she is an amazing actress but her dad happened to know the right people because of who he was.

Lol. You said everyone knew she was Jewish because her dad was super famous and people would know his family changed his name from something more ethnic . I agree he was connected and that helped her career.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wasn't her father a B-list producer?

According to her fan girl he was a B-list producer AND director on Scorsese’s level

The point is her dad was well connected enough to help her get her foot in the door. Come on, do you really need all the dots connected for you? Nobody thinks she is an amazing actress but her dad happened to know the right people because of who he was.

Lol. You said everyone knew she was Jewish because her dad was super famous and people would know his family changed his name from something more ethnic . I agree he was connected and that helped her career.

I didn’t say that ding dong. There are lots of posters here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've looked at Goop and can't get past the absolute lack of perspective and the rambling dialogue. It's written idiot speak.

Paltrow is clueless, entitled, and dumb, dumb, dumb.

Yes, she is all these things.

I do think she is beautiful, though, in a way that I admire and that is rare. Her personality is insufferable, but I don't understand why people think she's plain.

Obviously different strokes and all but she looks very plain to me without makeup- literally like every other white mom in my neighborhood I see- going to work, walking their dogs, out with kids etc.
Maybe taller than average but that is the only thing that might be 'rare'.
Don't know enough about her to opine about her character.

Where do yoi live that every woman looks like her? Where is such a magical place?

She has a good nose and cheekbones but she is definitely just average white woman (rich, thin, dyed blonde version- so I'm sure there are neighborhoods where this is the norm) without makeup on. A REALLY good MUA (like what people in hollywood have accecss to) can make your neighbor look DAMN GOOD. Its amazing what makeup does, and in some ways sad because we expect people to look like that. Even naturally very beautiful women (J.LO to me stands out) need makeup to look like that (she has vicious dark circles for example). The only ones who don't are the ones who are 25 ingenues and lucky enough to not have breakouts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've looked at Goop and can't get past the absolute lack of perspective and the rambling dialogue. It's written idiot speak.

Paltrow is clueless, entitled, and dumb, dumb, dumb.

Yes, she is all these things.

I do think she is beautiful, though, in a way that I admire and that is rare. Her personality is insufferable, but I don't understand why people think she's plain.

Obviously different strokes and all but she looks very plain to me without makeup- literally like every other white mom in my neighborhood I see- going to work, walking their dogs, out with kids etc.
Maybe taller than average but that is the only thing that might be 'rare'.
Don't know enough about her to opine about her character.

Where do yoi live that every woman looks like her? Where is such a magical place?

She has a good nose and cheekbones but she is definitely just average white woman (rich, thin, dyed blonde version- so I'm sure there are neighborhoods where this is the norm) without makeup on. A REALLY good MUA (like what people in hollywood have accecss to) can make your neighbor look DAMN GOOD. Its amazing what makeup does, and in some ways sad because we expect people to look like that. Even naturally very beautiful women (J.LO to me stands out) need makeup to look like that (she has vicious dark circles for example). The only ones who don't are the ones who are 25 ingenues and lucky enough to not have breakouts.

So what? She's made her money, had her career, and is just living her life. Isn't she close to 50 now? Why does she have to be the hottest woman ever? The hating on her is so bizarre. Stop being so insecure and jealous.

[Anonymous]

She's obviously had a lot of work done, including I'm safely assuming a rhinoplasty in her teens. Plus personal trainers and private chefs and professional hair and makeup. And nannies taking care of the kids. Is it really hard to remain thin when you have all of that? No, it is not. She's a washed up actress. I can't believe anyone cares about her, let alone enough to buy her Alex Jones tier snake oil.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've looked at Goop and can't get past the absolute lack of perspective and the rambling dialogue. It's written idiot speak.

Paltrow is clueless, entitled, and dumb, dumb, dumb.

Yes, she is all these things.

I do think she is beautiful, though, in a way that I admire and that is rare. Her personality is insufferable, but I don't understand why people think she's plain.

Obviously different strokes and all but she looks very plain to me without makeup- literally like every other white mom in my neighborhood I see- going to work, walking their dogs, out with kids etc.
Maybe taller than average but that is the only thing that might be 'rare'.
Don't know enough about her to opine about her character.

Where do yoi live that every woman looks like her? Where is such a magical place?

suburbs of Boston

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've looked at Goop and can't get past the absolute lack of perspective and the rambling dialogue. It's written idiot speak.

Paltrow is clueless, entitled, and dumb, dumb, dumb.

Yes, she is all these things.

I do think she is beautiful, though, in a way that I admire and that is rare. Her personality is insufferable, but I don't understand why people think she's plain.

Obviously different strokes and all but she looks very plain to me without makeup- literally like every other white mom in my neighborhood I see- going to work, walking their dogs, out with kids etc.
Maybe taller than average but that is the only thing that might be 'rare'.
Don't know enough about her to opine about her character.

Where do yoi live that every woman looks like her? Where is such a magical place?

suburbs of Boston

I hope they don't have that horrific accent then b/c that would be a deal breaker.