She's Fat & Lazy

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My theory is that some women become overweight to spite their husbands. Kind of like an FU, I know you hate the way I look but too bad.

LOL!!!!

Absolutely hilarious.

You can't make this shit up folks.

Well then why do you see these women who gain a ton of weight and then cut all their hair off?

Mommy bob! It goes with the women who drop a bunch of weight once they get divorced. They can look good if they want to. They just don't give a shit. When it's time to land a new guy, the sweatpants and the pounds come off, and the make up and longer hair return.

Yep! It's the misandry high counsel, hard at work doing their evil deeds!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe try stop being such a judgemental asshole.

I don't think this is a fair response. Until you have seen someone you love in this position where extra weight really starts to impact quality of life and health, then I don't think you can really understand how frustrating it is. You have to just sit there and watch the person slowly deteriorate into a shell of who they once were. It's small things at first...can't do the hike, can't go on the bike ride, my knees hurt, my ankles hurt, I'm tired, I'm hot (on a day that's not so hot), won't go in the pool with the kids, can't walk the several flight of stairs on vacation so I'll just stay in the car. That's the small stuff that starts as the extra pounds add up. Then get ready for the serious health issues as you age - diabetes, increased risk of cancer, joint replacement, lack of mobility. It sucks. For the fat person and for the spouse.

OP is asking a legitimate question. Calling her lazy isn't great, but it's frustrating.

+1
We are talking 50 lbs here! That is not insignificant

[Anonymous]

Was she already fat and hiding it ? Did you examine her armpits and body shape? She may have hidden her true fat form to snag a mate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Was she already fat and hiding it ? Did you examine her armpits and body shape? She may have hidden her true fat form to snag a mate.

Lots of women hide fat in their armpits. It's a well kept misandry secret!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Was she already fat and hiding it ? Did you examine her armpits and body shape? She may have hidden her true fat form to snag a mate.

The fuck?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Was she already fat and hiding it ? Did you examine her armpits and body shape? She may have hidden her true fat form to snag a mate.

The fuck?

[Anonymous]

I am a size 0 but no suspects the 25 lbs I hide in each armpit.

[Anonymous]

I really want a detailed explanation of this armpit theory.

[Anonymous]

I think that's calleda bait and switch.

My DH fell in love with me when we're were in our early 20s. We've been married almost twenty years. If I suddenly gained 50 pounds, would he love me? Of course. Would he be attracted to me? Unlikely. Same with my DH. Sorry, I wouldn't be attracted sexually.

Yes, we get older and age and can't look like we did when we were in our 20s, but I didn't marry and fat man nor did he marry a fat lady.

I like to think that we keep each other accountable. Call us vain, but we are not and we do compete in a friendly way about working out and staying healthy. Staying healthy, fit and attractive is a priority for both of us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am a size 0 but no suspects the 25 lbs I hide in each armpit.

Hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I really want a detailed explanation of this armpit theory.

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Was she already fat and hiding it ? Did you examine her armpits and body shape? She may have hidden her true fat form to snag a mate.

OP, is her mom heavy? Sorry, but I learned long ago (and I'm a chick) that guys take note of the GFs mom to gauge her potential for future weight gain.

You know it's true!

Some of us have a fat person waiting to bust out of a starving, skinny frame.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I really want a detailed explanation of this armpit theory.

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Can I hide 25 pounds under each armpit but have it add breast volume? I like 12.5 pounds on each breast, please!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I really want a detailed explanation of this armpit theory.

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Can I hide 25 pounds under each armpit but have it add breast volume? I like 12.5 pounds on each breast, please!

Oh man, I want to be able to do that! I have tiny boobs. If there is anyway I can "hide" some fat under my armpits aka boobs I would love it!

[Anonymous]

Arm pit fat and large breasts on a presently skinny chick are indicative of a fat person who lost weight and fat is their true form, bad genetics