Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he’s hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy’s gone, somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lockdown and I ain’t got a job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life..

[Anonymous]

Every time I see your bubbly face I get the tingles in a silly place, it starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every time I see your bubbly face I get the tingles in a silly place, it starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose…

Awful, isn't she a nepo baby?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton. I refuse to even post it here.

I absolutely hate this song. My college roommate used to play it and blissfully said "don't you picture a beautiful woman? Theyre so in love." I scowled at her. She also loved "Copacabana."

[Anonymous]

im the boss on the ship you can call me skipper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton. I refuse to even post it here.

I absolutely hate this song. My college roommate used to play it and blissfully said "don't you picture a beautiful woman? Theyre so in love." I scowled at her. She also loved "Copacabana."

I looked up the lyrics and they seem a bit cheesy but benign. Is there more to this song I’m missing?

[Anonymous]

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind.
I always get it up, for the touch, of the younger kind.
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa.

[Anonymous]

I don’t get 90 percent of these as being cringeworthy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've been to Nice
And the Isle of Greece
While I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things
That a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

*spoken part*
Hey, you know what paradise is
It's a lie
A fantasy we create about people
And places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is
It's that little baby you're holding
And it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love


I've Never Been To Me -Charlene

Even as a kid listening to this in the 80s it sounded condescending. Like WTF is it about?

[Anonymous]

So it's not released yet, but look up the leaked lyrics of Taylor Swift's new son Wood. Any song with the word Dicktamized in it wins this competition. Sorry TS. Get a better muse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton. I refuse to even post it here.

I absolutely hate this song. My college roommate used to play it and blissfully said "don't you picture a beautiful woman? Theyre so in love." I scowled at her. She also loved "Copacabana."

I looked up the lyrics and they seem a bit cheesy but benign. Is there more to this song I’m missing?

+1. I don’t get what PPs are irritated by.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they said
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet

The video is so creepy/cringy too

At first I thought the person in the stripped shirt was the 16 year old girl but it turns out to be the singer/predator!

OMG I can’t believe this video was made 🤢 It’s like an homage to pedophilia

[Anonymous]

Jungle Love , Morris Day.

"Hey Jesse, now Jerome"
"Yes"
"O-re Oreo"

[Anonymous]

You’re so gangster, I’m so thug.

[Anonymous]

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick