Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by.
Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply Hefty bag
To hold my love.



What??

[Anonymous]

Girls Like You by Maroon 5 Featuring Cardi B

"Maybe it's six forty-five, maybe I'm barely alive. Maybe you've taken my shit for the last time, yeah. Maybe I know that I'm drunk, maybe I know you're the one. Maybe I'm thinking it's better if you drive (Oh)"


"Not too long ago, I was dancing for dollars (Eeoow). Know it's really real if I let you meet my mama (Eeoow). You don't want a girl like me, I'm too crazy....(snip)....I need you right here 'cause every time you're far. I play with this kitty like you play wit' your guitar, ah"

[Anonymous]

Now you get to watch her leave out the window/Guess that's why they call it window pane.

[Anonymous]

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

[Anonymous]

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes like Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A, Cola

[Anonymous]

Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would've helped that bash

[Anonymous]

She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls

[Anonymous]

Ooh, what a funky lady
Ooh, she like it, like it, like it, like that
Ooh, he was a lady, yeah

[Anonymous]

Get back, Loretta
Your mummy's waitin' for you
Wearin' her high-heel shoes
And a low-neck sweater
Get back home, Loretta

[Anonymous]

I've been to Nice
And the Isle of Greece
While I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things
That a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

*spoken part*
Hey, you know what paradise is
It's a lie
A fantasy we create about people
And places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is
It's that little baby you're holding
And it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love


I've Never Been To Me -Charlene

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can you pay my bills?
You pay my telephone bills?
You pay my automo bills?
If you did, then maybe we could chill.

Destiny’s Child has some truly terrible lyrics

[Anonymous]

I'm feeling those lighters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hike up your skirt a little more,
And show your world to me

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Came here to say this too! Vomit.

[Anonymous]

Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton. I refuse to even post it here.

[Anonymous]

So many parts of "The Motto" (aka the YOLO song) by Drake. But it's catchy!

Not postable in polite company.