How bad are the spiders is Australia !? I’m afraid to go from what I’ve heard. |
Can't trust a kanga apologist. |
Well here's a story I didn't know I needed today. Thank you. |
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Ok I stand corrected - it is among the most highly urbanized societies in world. Thanks for looking it up! The main point being the vast majority of Australians live in cities near coast lines. Very few have dangerous encounters with kangaroos. I believe cassowaries are endangered so no great risk there either. We actually experienced family of cassowaries living near our accommodations in the tropics - and even they left us alone if we left them alone. I have been chased by emus wanting my Vegemite sandwiches but just jumped up on a picnic table and that was the end of that chase . I was bitten by a neighbors dog as a kid. That is much more common. Bottom line: risk to most Australians from aggro Kangas is minimal. |
A cassowary sliced open the father of a friend’s ex-boyfriend and almost did him in. Never wear bright blue clothing in cassowary territory during breeding season. |
Karen is a mood for sure. She's the emu version of my cat. |
Biggest menace to Aussies is the magpie. More than 5,000 attacks per year.
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Yes magpies were terrifying during nesting season when growing up -
We even wore hats with eyes painted on the back so they would not try and poke our actual eyes out … and ran like the wind past any trees hosting their nests … |
To give some sense of proportion to the risk posed by kangaroos (and thankfully most Australians are smart enough to not keep kangaroos as pets)
A 77-year-old man died in 2022 after being attacked by a kangaroo he had been keeping as a pet in Redmond, Western Australia. It was the first fatal kangaroo attack reported in Australia since 1936. (That’s right / the first kangaroo death in 86 years!) https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki Animal attacks in Australia - Wikipedia On the other hand: Last year, COVID-19 killed 9,859 Australians, behind only heart disease and dementia (including Alzheimer's) as the leading causes of death in the country. Heart disease killed 18,643 Australians in 2022, and dementia killed 17,106.Sep 27, 2023 Kangaroos/ emus/ cassowaries/ snakes and spiders are unsurprisingly not in the top causes of death in Australia: Causes of Death, Australia * There were 190,939 deaths in 2022, almost 20,000 more than 2021. * COVID-19 caused 9,859 deaths and became the third leading cause. An infectious disease (influenza and pneumonia) was last in the top 5 leading causes of death in 1970. * Ischaemic heart disease remained the leading cause of death. https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/health/causes-death/causes-death-australia/latest-release Venomous bites and stings 2017–18 Australia has a wide diversity of venomous animals and plants, found in both terrestrial and marine ecosystems. These include snakes, spiders, jellyfish and insects, all of which are capable of inflicting fatal bites or stings. Australia has 66 venomous species, some of which have the deadliest venom in the world. Fortunately, deaths due to contact with venomous animals and plants are rare. The National Coronial Information System records 19 deaths in 2017–18 due to contact with venomous animals (7 with venomous snakes, 12 with bees and wasps). Nonetheless, many bites and stings due to contact with venomous species result in admission to hospital each year in Australia. https://www.aihw.gov.au/reports/injury/venomous-bites-and-stings-2017-18/contents/summary The risks posed by climate change in Australia are far more terrifying than kangaroos. |
Menacing cassowaries, satanic magpies, stalker emus, vegemite sandwiches-- no thank you. I just have to question why it's taken so long for the truth to come out. |
There appears to be a stick..... |
lol So naive! |
This is too upsetting I had to stop reading it. I will continue to live in fantasy land. |
hahaha!!! |