What's the funniest comment you have ever read on dcurbanmom?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The holiday thread w/ the food-restrictive ILs where OP claimed to have "won" a Harry & David food basket.

The capri pants hate thread in the fashion forum that gets renewed every year (are we overdue for 2024?)

It’s me, Harry and David Basket Lady! This is now a tradition at almost every holiday with ILs. Now I just frame it as, “We all enjoyed it so much last time, here it is again!”

Good for you! We are so very proud of you for overcoming your own particular case of IL food madness! Most people just keep going with different expectations each time.

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Just today, on a serious thread about whether it was too soon for euthanizing OP's cockapoo, when someone thought it was a bird not a dog.

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I remember that the Eagle Snafu author posted later that she was feeling unappreciated IRL, and I think of that sometimes and hope she is now surrounded by people who deserve her.

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Loved the dress links people were posting on what to wear to a bar mitzvah thread. One was worse than the next, they were clearly messing with the OP, but it got so many worked up.

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Anonymous wrote:I remember that the Eagle Snafu author posted later that she was feeling unappreciated IRL, and I think of that sometimes and hope she is now surrounded by people who deserve her.

That is incredibly sweet of you. Hope she's good too

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Anonymous wrote:The old one about what she was doing the exact moment she received DC’s private (Big 3) school acceptance. Does anyone have this link

Idk how to link to the exact post, but it should be second on this page. My favorite.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/30/94308.page

Thanks posters. 1st time. This one made me howl! Just laughed again typing it.

Elite Pk? LMAO!

It's where the green children go

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Anonymous wrote:The one about husband having midlife crisis and comes up with some weird t-shirt shorts idea

I feel so bad for the t shorts lady if she is for real because it sounds awful. But she is absolutely hilarious. Every time she posts I am crying I am laughing so hard. If things get really bad with the t shorts, she should go into stand up.

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I liked the equity partner discussion

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Anonymous wrote:What's the funniest comment you have ever read on here? I'll go first, I don't remember the post title but it was talking about how husbands or boyfriends can't plan anything and someone commented "Tell him you want to have a 3 way and watch the headset and clip board materialize out of thin air. I still laugh about it now. I wish I could find that post. I wish the poster knew I still laugh about it.

Now what's yours?

Here you go, OP.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1082064.page#23390351

THANK YOU!!! OMG I LOVE IT!!! THIS THIS IS THE QUOTE. I wonder if the prize winning author is still among us lol.

"Every man is a planner. He just isn't that excited about this weekend.

Tell him that you will have a threesome on this trip if he plans everything, including where you are going to go to dinner and where you will meet her/him for drinks. Watch his clipboard and headset materialize from nothing."
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Nothing posted so far is remotely funny. The bar is incredibly low here when it comes to humor.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The holiday thread w/ the food-restrictive ILs where OP claimed to have "won" a Harry & David food basket.

The capri pants hate thread in the fashion forum that gets renewed every year (are we overdue for 2024?)

It’s me, Harry and David Basket Lady! This is now a tradition at almost every holiday with ILs. Now I just frame it as, “We all enjoyed it so much last time, here it is again!”

Good for you! We are so very proud of you for overcoming your own particular case of IL food madness! Most people just keep going with different expectations each time.

Link?

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Anonymous wrote:There was a thread earlier this week about whether to send a child to British boarding school at age 10 and someone responded "Even Hogwarts started at age 11." That was clever. 5 points to Gryffindor!

That was a good one, it made me laugh out loud.

There were some gems in the thread about things that annoy you.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What's the funniest comment you have ever read on here? I'll go first, I don't remember the post title but it was talking about how husbands or boyfriends can't plan anything and someone commented "Tell him you want to have a 3 way and watch the headset and clip board materialize out of thin air. I still laugh about it now. I wish I could find that post. I wish the poster knew I still laugh about it.

Now what's yours?

I remember that thread and comment! 10/10

My favorite is a recent thread by a woman wondering whether she was the only mom who wouldn't order anything at a restaurant, opting instead to finish off her kids' table scraps. Somebody said something like "go to a restaurant with free breadsticks and make a cross out of them."

And another thread about people wearing pajamas to eat free hotel lobby breakfast. Somebody said you need morning dress to eat cereal out of a styrofoam bowl and if you're helping yourself to a Sysco danish you better be in tails and a top hat.

This is one of my favorite lines from a movie from The Ref:

Lloyd: You know what, Mom? You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

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Anonymous wrote:Nothing posted so far is remotely funny. The bar is incredibly low here when it comes to humor.

Ok, wet noodle.

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Anonymous wrote:Nothing posted so far is remotely funny. The bar is incredibly low here when it comes to humor.

I always wonder whether the OP of the “elite school admissions” thread is still on DCUM. Maybe this is her?