What's the funniest comment you have ever read on dcurbanmom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are some people on here who are incredibly gifted at satire. In the vein of the “what were you doing when you got the admissions letter” thread. One posts in the fashion board with character sketches associated with certain brands and it is so spot on and funny and smart. I’ve seen other threads/comments but I can’t remember specifics.

Yep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The old one about what she was doing the exact moment she received DC’s private (Big 3) school acceptance. Does anyone have this link?

Idk how to link to the exact post, but it should be second on this page. My favorite.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/30/94308.page

Which reminds me, here’s a thread from a few months back where we discussed this very topic. Eagle snafu featured predominantly there as well.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1165805.page

[Anonymous]

The Fock Chreezemas poster.

[Anonymous]

Many years ago, I don't even remember which forum, let alone thread, somehow hemorrhoids came up and one woman posted about how she doesn't want her husband feeling a bunch of grapes back or something. But in any case, I can't think of hemorrhoids without thinking of grapes. Luckily, the reverse isn't true.

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One time I posted asking for recommendations for sandals for my super messed up feet.

One of the replies said “I don’t bother buying shoes, I just leave the bandage on my foot from the leprosy clinic”

It still cracks me up years later

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some people on here who are incredibly gifted at satire. In the vein of the “what were you doing when you got the admissions letter” thread. One posts in the fashion board with character sketches associated with certain brands and it is so spot on and funny and smart. I’ve seen other threads/comments but I can’t remember specifics.

Yep.

I would love to see a link to this one!!

[Anonymous]

What does “eagle snafu” mean? Seriously.

[Anonymous]

The tiny house jaguar one still makes me giggle when I think of it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

This is THE BEST.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

This is THE BEST.

Hilarious! I never saw the original ... this was good for a laugh!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The old one about what she was doing the exact moment she received DC’s private (Big 3) school acceptance. Does anyone have this link?

This is my favorite too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What does “eagle snafu” mean? Seriously.

It's supposed to be gibberish, that's the point. OP's title was gibberish ("Cabinets! Wolf terrible condition returned. Any suggestions?") so that poster responded in kind.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some people on here who are incredibly gifted at satire. In the vein of the “what were you doing when you got the admissions letter” thread. One posts in the fashion board with character sketches associated with certain brands and it is so spot on and funny and smart. I’ve seen other threads/comments but I can’t remember specifics.

Yep.

I would love to see a link to this one!!

I picked a page from the thread at random because almost every page is amazing!
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/300/932997.page#20149680

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The old one about what she was doing the exact moment she received DC’s private (Big 3) school acceptance. Does anyone have this link?

Idk how to link to the exact post, but it should be second on this page. My favorite.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/30/94308.page

Which reminds me, here’s a thread from a few months back where we discussed this very topic. Eagle snafu featured predominantly there as well.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1165805.page

Happy days...I admit when one has won the gold medal one never forgets.

Pre-K: It was a balmy spring evening. I was drinking a small gin and tonic and stuffing larks' cheeks with jamon iberico when my butler brought me the letter on a silver tray.

St. Albans: It was cold. I was upstairs having my anus bleached. I snorted a little Bolivian marching powder in celebration.

Yale: I was whipping the new maid a rolled-up copy of Horse and Hounds - there had been an unforgivable incident with a Ming Vase. Weather: overcast, light rain later.

Harvard Law School: the butler found me asleep in the stables after a large dose of ketamine. In my drug-induced fog I could barely take in the good news. I must have slept with half of Mclean in the course of the next week.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The holiday thread w/ the food-restrictive ILs where OP claimed to have "won" a Harry & David food basket.

The capri pants hate thread in the fashion forum that gets renewed every year (are we overdue for 2024?)

It’s me, Harry and David Basket Lady! This is now a tradition at almost every holiday with ILs. Now I just frame it as, “We all enjoyed it so much last time, here it is again!”