What's the funniest comment you have ever read on dcurbanmom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

The funniest thing I've ever read anywhere. Perfection. A legendary response to a bizarrely phrased question. I lovingly call it "Eagle snafu."

It was epic. It’s the reason I keep coming back. Someone find it please?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

The funniest thing I've ever read anywhere. Perfection. A legendary response to a bizarrely phrased question. I lovingly call it "Eagle snafu."

It was epic. It’s the reason I keep coming back. Someone find it please?

It's linked at 15;58

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

The funniest thing I've ever read anywhere. Perfection. A legendary response to a bizarrely phrased question. I lovingly call it "Eagle snafu."

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/404239.page#5558838

Now I have mascara smeared all over my face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: The Trump Woman and their Fashion Mishaps had some classics ones about Melania's frozen lips and Ivanka's ill-fitting clothes that always had me giggling.

Someone posted this picture there last week with the comment "To think, these people hate drag queens."

That’s hilarious

[Anonymous]

Eagle snafu by far!! Like that legit made me laugh out loud and every time I see it I lose it again.

[Anonymous]

Burgundy washcloths and fried tuna were unintentionally hilarious.

[Anonymous]

There have been many funny ones, but the funniest always get taken down because someone gets triggered and mindlessly reports them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: The Trump Woman and their Fashion Mishaps had some classics ones about Melania's frozen lips and Ivanka's ill-fitting clothes that always had me giggling.

Someone posted this picture there last week with the comment "To think, these people hate drag queens."

I just know each of these women think they are the better looking of the bunch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

The funniest thing I've ever read anywhere. Perfection. A legendary response to a bizarrely phrased question. I lovingly call it "Eagle snafu."

I always think of it as the “Cabinets!” Thread. Wolf terrible condition returned!

[Anonymous]

One that was slightly funny but somehow gets revived in my brain when I see the word is the * Executive * husband, op wanted to know what the executive preferences were and it was just ridiculous like executive lunch, luggage or something random

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One that was slightly funny but somehow gets revived in my brain when I see the word is the * Executive * husband, op wanted to know what the executive preferences were and it was just ridiculous like executive lunch, luggage or something random

Remember, Executive must always be capitalized.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: The Trump Woman and their Fashion Mishaps had some classics ones about Melania's frozen lips and Ivanka's ill-fitting clothes that always had me giggling.

Someone posted this picture there last week with the comment "To think, these people hate drag queens."

I have no idea who these people are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well someone over on that crazy acrylic nails thread just said that there are men out there who won't wipe their @$$ because they are afraid it will make them gay or some nonsense like that.

Here, I'll paste the comment:

Acrylic nails are unhygienic, period. But as far unhygienic practices go, it’s definitely not the worst.

There are people who insist on wearing years old make up. There are men who refuse to wipe their butts because they think it’s gay. There are people who don’t wear deodorant. And of course, there are people who don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Unfortunately, the ven diagram of nasty practices is rarely limited to a single gross habit. That’s where my mind goes when I see acrylic nails…


Wut?

I'm not the person who posted this but I have heard this before somewhere. Like a podcast or something? There are men who are very afraid of their own butts because of homophobia. Some are even told by parents when they are children not to go near their own (or anyone else's) butthole. And then of course for generations homophobia has been rampant among adolescent boys and they instill the fear in one another of being accused of "being gay."

[Anonymous]

There are some people on here who are incredibly gifted at satire. In the vein of the “what were you doing when you got the admissions letter” thread. One posts in the fashion board with character sketches associated with certain brands and it is so spot on and funny and smart. I’ve seen other threads/comments but I can’t remember specifics.

[Anonymous]

The one about husband having midlife crisis and comes up with some weird t-shirt shorts idea