What's the funniest comment you have ever read on dcurbanmom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

The funniest thing I've ever read anywhere. Perfection. A legendary response to a bizarrely phrased question. I lovingly call it "Eagle snafu."

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/404239.page#5558838

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The holiday thread w/ the food-restrictive ILs where OP claimed to have "won" a Harry & David food basket.

The capri pants hate thread in the fashion forum that gets renewed every year (are we overdue for 2024?)

That gets revived in time for Mother's Day.

Can someone link to the food one?
Haven’t read that one!

[Anonymous]

A thread where OP was asking how to get their senior into a military service academy because they thought it was easier than ivy league. 🤣

1. By senior year too late to start that process

2. It isn't easier just different. For example, medical exam is part of the process.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: The Trump Woman and their Fashion Mishaps had some classics ones about Melania's frozen lips and Ivanka's ill-fitting clothes that always had me giggling.

Mumsy udders!

[Anonymous]

Eagle Snafu. Still makes me laugh every time I read it.

[Anonymous]

Has to be something from the Ham Thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A thread where OP was asking how to get their senior into a military service academy because they thought it was easier than ivy league. 🤣

1. By senior year too late to start that process

2. It isn't easier just different. For example, medical exam is part of the process.

Link please!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Has to be something from the Ham Thread

Yes! The mis-delivered ham 2 years in a row.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

The funniest thing I've ever read anywhere. Perfection. A legendary response to a bizarrely phrased question. I lovingly call it "Eagle snafu."

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/404239.page#5558838

This is hilarious 😂 what it the larla thread that's referenced a lot here?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What's the funniest comment you have ever read on here? I'll go first, I don't remember the post title but it was talking about how husbands or boyfriends can't plan anything and someone commented "Tell him you want to have a 3 way and watch the headset and clip board materialize out of thin air. I still laugh about it now. I wish I could find that post. I wish the poster knew I still laugh about it.

Now what's yours?

This entire thread.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/251766.page

[Anonymous]

Another vote for Eagle Snafu!

[Anonymous]

Someone posted this picture there last week with the comment "To think, these people hate drag queens."

😆 truth

[Anonymous]

Enjoy Applebee's.

[Anonymous]

Burgandy washcloths.
Actually I don’t know if that’s funny or terrifying.

[Anonymous]

Well someone over on that crazy acrylic nails thread just said that there are men out there who won't wipe their @$$ because they are afraid it will make them gay or some nonsense like that.

Here, I'll paste the comment:

Acrylic nails are unhygienic, period. But as far unhygienic practices go, it’s definitely not the worst.

There are people who insist on wearing years old make up. There are men who refuse to wipe their butts because they think it’s gay. There are people who don’t wear deodorant. And of course, there are people who don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Unfortunately, the ven diagram of nasty practices is rarely limited to a single gross habit. That’s where my mind goes when I see acrylic nails…


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