This. It was the "Where is Melania?" thread at https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1151591.page There was a poster who would pose as Melania saying things like: "Kepitileast peeg, you asks what accomplishment I to haff? I yam Top Paid Glamour Companion to thee westirn beezenissmans weeth added benefit of hard-shell plastic mask-face that hold up in all weathers and require leetle maintenances. OK, right now I yam stuck weeth tiny-handed load of sheet (with fat ass like wooman) who cry and scream at night "They send me preezon! I know they send me preezon!" So sad I fall for heese bullshit about having thee monies but like the soul people say theese sistah's got to eat. Weesh luck on to me that i am to find new position as paid companion soon. Fock Chreezemas and fock dee keeds!" |
Someone at NSA is still trying to untangle the coded message in that thread. |
‘Yep, I stick the bar of soap right up my butt’!
This was regarding a discussion of whether people use washcloths or not in the shower! |
Here it is right here, in this thread. |
Oh $#*&, I should not have tried to read that while eating, I almost choked to death..... |
"Come down off the cross, we can use the wood." Tom Waits - Come on up to the house, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFrqclcm8pU. |
I loved this poster’s thoughts about Hilaria Baldwin:
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Post the funniest thing you’ve ever seen or heard, not from DCUM, but from anytime in your life. |
A thread asking what people think the average DCUM commenter probably looks like. Comments included photos of Linda Tripp, a frumpy NY Times reporter (Maggie Haberman), and a pre-ozempic Mindy Kaling. I still randomly chuckle thinking about that thread. |
Is DCUMelania also the Trump poser? Very funny! |
Oh, I missed that one! |
You're either mocking me OR those who thinks Altar'd State clothes are suitable for any purpose. And that looking "hawt" is an important part of religious observance. |
From the “Where were you…” thread.
It was a Wednesday, because I remember it was Non-Missionary-Position-Sex day, which I dread. I was helping plan out posters for the Chevy Chase Club's Ladies' Night Out Manolo Blahnik Spring Trunk Show, when I heard my postal carrier screaming as she was being attacked by my neighbor Fay's black lab. I ran out to see if I could retrieve my mail before any blood got on it. From under my mail lady's writhing body, I saw a large envelope in a stack of rubber-banded mail destined for my house. I lifted one of her calves and retrieved my mail and glided back into the house. What a thrilling moment. And the trunk show was a smash. ************************ I laughed for a solid 5 minutes!! |
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/1183580.page#26740028
Poster 22:39 - You made me cry you were so funny. |
OMG. I saw that thread and thought it was a bird, too. |