What's the funniest comment you have ever read on dcurbanmom?

[Anonymous]

What's the funniest comment you have ever read on here? I'll go first, I don't remember the post title but it was talking about how husbands or boyfriends can't plan anything and someone commented "Tell him you want to have a 3 way and watch the headset and clip board materialize out of thin air. I still laugh about it now. I wish I could find that post. I wish the poster knew I still laugh about it.

Now what's yours?

[Anonymous]

There was a thread earlier this week about whether to send a child to British boarding school at age 10 and someone responded "Even Hogwarts started at age 11." That was clever. 5 points to Gryffindor!

[Anonymous]

There was a woman who swore she'd NEVER looked forward to the moment when her kids went down for the night.

I lol'ed hard.

[Anonymous]

The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What's the funniest comment you have ever read on here? I'll go first, I don't remember the post title but it was talking about how husbands or boyfriends can't plan anything and someone commented "Tell him you want to have a 3 way and watch the headset and clip board materialize out of thin air. I still laugh about it now. I wish I could find that post. I wish the poster knew I still laugh about it.

Now what's yours?

I remember that thread and comment! 10/10

My favorite is a recent thread by a woman wondering whether she was the only mom who wouldn't order anything at a restaurant, opting instead to finish off her kids' table scraps. Somebody said something like "go to a restaurant with free breadsticks and make a cross out of them."

And another thread about people wearing pajamas to eat free hotel lobby breakfast. Somebody said you need morning dress to eat cereal out of a styrofoam bowl and if you're helping yourself to a Sysco danish you better be in tails and a top hat.

[Anonymous]

The Trump Woman and their Fashion Mishaps had some classics ones about Melania's frozen lips and Ivanka's ill-fitting clothes that always had me giggling.

[Anonymous]

Some threads end up funny without meaning to be. Someone was asking about fashionable sandals for heavy walking, and people kept recommending Birkenstocks and Crocs and the fashionable posters were losing their minds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What's the funniest comment you have ever read on here? I'll go first, I don't remember the post title but it was talking about how husbands or boyfriends can't plan anything and someone commented "Tell him you want to have a 3 way and watch the headset and clip board materialize out of thin air. I still laugh about it now. I wish I could find that post. I wish the poster knew I still laugh about it.

Now what's yours?

Here you go, OP.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1082064.page#23390351

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The entire "30 second fish maw" thread. (I could be messing up the exact name but longtime DCUMers know the one I mean).

The funniest thing I've ever read anywhere. Perfection. A legendary response to a bizarrely phrased question. I lovingly call it "Eagle snafu."

[Anonymous]

The holiday thread w/ the food-restrictive ILs where OP claimed to have "won" a Harry & David food basket.

The capri pants hate thread in the fashion forum that gets renewed every year (are we overdue for 2024?)

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Anonymous wrote:The holiday thread w/ the food-restrictive ILs where OP claimed to have "won" a Harry & David food basket.

The capri pants hate thread in the fashion forum that gets renewed every year (are we overdue for 2024?)

That gets revived in time for Mother's Day.

[Anonymous]

The old one about what she was doing the exact moment she received DC’s private (Big 3) school acceptance. Does anyone have this link?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: The Trump Woman and their Fashion Mishaps had some classics ones about Melania's frozen lips and Ivanka's ill-fitting clothes that always had me giggling.

Someone posted this picture there last week with the comment "To think, these people hate drag queens."

[Anonymous]

Bobcat girl wasn't funny, but it was the most entertained I've ever been on DCUM. What a wild couple of days that was!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bobcat girl wasn't funny, but it was the most entertained I've ever been on DCUM. What a wild couple of days that was!

That’s the first thread I thought of too!