Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Our kids are very small still but we joke about porking and starfish a lot. “Read to the kids before bed and I’ll starfish for you!”

Ugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let this dishes soak....mommy and daddy need their "nap time"....pretty much any phrase connotes the sexytime that is going to happen!

Yeah no. Just to hear that kills the mood.

[Anonymous]

My dad taught at Oregon State, so my parents used to mention "getting Beaver Fever." But they never seemed to head off to a game, so I was confused!