Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
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Anonymous
| Want to snuggle? |
Anonymous
| Churning butter |
Anonymous
| Practicing the mystery dance |
Anonymous
| Driving Miss Daisy |
Anonymous
| Feeding the cat |
Anonymous
| We just text each other. You can have a lot of fun before you even get to the bedroom, and no one knows what's going on except for the two of you. |
Anonymous
| Brace yourself, Bridget. (It's Irish foreplay.) |
Anonymous
| Play "Hide the Sausage." |
Anonymous
| Pound town |
Anonymous
| Feeding the hairy clam. |
Anonymous
| Take a trip on the Hershey highway. |
Anonymous
How literary! I'm adopting this. |
Anonymous
| "Let's f&ck." |
Anonymous
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Hmm, it's usually how we touch each other, For example, I'll touch his lower back or he'll kiss my neck, to let it be known it's going to be on.
It's not super obvious because we're fairly affectionate people anyway. If for some reason, the kids are still up and we don't want to wait It's a yawn and stretch We go to bed and tell the kids"goodnight, to make sure to "let the dog out, make sure all the lights are off when you're done" |
Anonymous
You most be old, hairy? Gross |