Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

[Anonymous]

Lock the door
Take a nap
Fold laundry

[Anonymous]

Change the sheets

[Anonymous]

anal - they don't know what that means.

[Anonymous]

"Go to bed early"

[Anonymous]

Work on our taxes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I tell my wife i need to have a conference call on a pipe laying project.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake

I am with your wife.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:anal - they don't know what that means.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake

I am with your wife.

I have one who's an early riser and another who's a night owl. If I let my kids' wakefulness dictate my sex schedule, I'd never get laid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Work on our taxes

What do you do the rest of the year once the kids figure out your taxes are due April 15th? Spank the monkey, boff the cantaloupe, abuse the cucumber...?

[Anonymous]

"Date night" or "fooling around" but why mention either when kids are around?

[Anonymous]

Make the Beast With Two Backs

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Make the Beast With Two Backs

I think that would give kids more nightmares than the actual.

[Anonymous]

One of us usually says something along the lines of, "Hey, wanna fool around later?"

DD is 7 and doesn't seem to think that this means anything other than "be goofy together later." She hasn't used it herself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Make the Beast With Two Backs

What about rear entry?