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[Post New]07/16/2010 18:25
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I bet the only thing you failed at is math


I hope poster is not a man.


I think you are a bit dense. The reference to math was aimed at the poster's tally of the things she had succeeded at as opposed to the things she failed at.

False alarm, Feminist Police. You can go back to whatever you were doing.
[Post New]07/16/2010 18:31
Anonymous
Were you the one masturbating during the quake? If so, you definitely start early.

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Anonymous wrote:I think soup and seafood are disgusting, so I tell people soup makes me sick and I'm allergic to seafood, so they won't bother me and insist I eat it.


I've spent 3 hours today masturbating to porn.


I hate socializing with people. I'm a very nice person and everybody that knows me knows I'll do anything for my friends. However, I hate the gossip, the small talk, the fake smiles and the little friendship games people play. I can count my friends (not only best friends) on one hand because of that.

[Post New]07/16/2010 18:33
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:"Historically smaller breasts are also associated with higher social class."

Thought curvy women with larger breasts (eg women in paintings) were historically associated with higher social class because they had more food and didn't have to toil away working.[/quote]

this - yes

And I hate the word moist by the way
[Post New]07/16/2010 18:35
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I bet the only thing you failed at is math


I hope poster is not a man.
????????


"Girls worse at math? No way, new analysis shows"--http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE5507QQ20090601
I was the poster who said maybe the PP was bad at math-it was meant to be an encouraging post. I was trying to say that if the poster truly believed he/she had failed more than succeeded, then( with gentle sarcasm) their math was probably faulty and they were being a little too hard on themselves. It had absolutely nothing to do with a male or female's true mathematical abilities and I can't believe anyone took it that way.


Oh yes she did. And I've got a good feeling as to who it could have been.

Dogmatic much?
[Post New]07/16/2010 18:38
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:1. The only thing I am truly competitive about is baking.

2. Part of the reason I continue wearing glasses rather than getting contacts is because I think my head is too big and that I need glasses to balance it out.

3. I have a serious lip gloss addiction - I have at least one on every floor of our house, plus one in the car.


I dated a guy who said he had to find his "lip gloss." Needless to say, that was our last date.
[Post New]07/16/2010 19:14
Anonymous
1. I am good at math
2. I wish I had the balls to be a comedian, because I think I'm pretty funny and sometimes others do to
3. I'm obsessed with true crime
[Post New]07/16/2010 19:17
zumbamama
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Anonymous wrote:I can't put on my makeup in the morning unless The Today Show is on
I love the smell of new tennis balls and gas
I randomly pull up old threads I feel have useful life left in them


I also love the smell of gasoline (why, I don't know).

I am no good at sports.

I don't eat breakfast, but snack at midnight. (very bad, I know).
[Post New]07/16/2010 20:50
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:1. I am good at math
2. I wish I had the balls to be a comedian, because I think I'm pretty funny and sometimes others do to
3. I'm obsessed with true crime


I think I have found a long lost sibling. Possibly a soul mate. Are you a lesbian?
[Post New]07/16/2010 20:57
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I think soup and seafood are disgusting, so I tell people soup makes me sick and I'm allergic to seafood, so they won't bother me and insist I eat it.


I've spent 3 hours today masturbating to porn.


I hate socializing with people. I'm a very nice person and everybody that knows me knows I'll do anything for my friends. However, I hate the gossip, the small talk, the fake smiles and the little friendship games people play. I can count my friends (not only best friends) on one hand because of that.



Hey this is what I do too! So much easier than trying to explain why you hate it.
[Post New]07/16/2010 21:05
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:sure - ill play....

1. I am a hypochondriac and always worried about my health (this became worse after I had kids)
2. I cannot function when it is hot and humid out and get very cranky
3. I am addicted to my computer and wish it didnt exist so I had time to do more productive stuff, but it is so damn hard to refrain.

Oh wow, my twin!!!
[Post New]07/16/2010 21:12
Anonymous
zumbamama wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I can't put on my makeup in the morning unless The Today Show is on
I love the smell of new tennis balls and gas
I randomly pull up old threads I feel have useful life left in them


I also love the smell of gasoline (why, I don't know).

I am no good at sports.

I don't eat breakfast, but snack at midnight. (very bad, I know).


Maybe reminds you of family road trips when you were a kid? It does for me. I also really love the smell of snowmobile exhaust. Ah, happy childhood memories.

Since I had a baby five years ago, I've probably only read three or four novels. I used to read almost a book a day, and now I have the attention span of a gnat.

When I have a sweet craving late in the evening, I eat a few of my son's gummy bear vitamins.
[Post New]07/16/2010 21:24
Anonymous
I am very sexy and will flirt with your husband beause: 1) it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to manipulate men; 2) it always makes me feel like I have the upper hand when dealing with you; 3) I need the constant reminder that even though I am north of 40, I still have "it."
[Post New]07/16/2010 21:32
zumbamama
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think soup and seafood are disgusting, so I tell people soup makes me sick and I'm allergic to seafood, so they won't bother me and insist I eat it.


I've spent 3 hours today masturbating to porn.


I hate socializing with people. I'm a very nice person and everybody that knows me knows I'll do anything for my friends. However, I hate the gossip, the small talk, the fake smiles and the little friendship games people play. I can count my friends (not only best friends) on one hand because of that.



Hey this is what I do too! So much easier than trying to explain why you hate it.


I also don't eat much seafood. I like fish, but shrimp, crab, lobster and squid all look like giant bugs to me.
[Post New]07/16/2010 21:37
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:1. I am good at math
2. I wish I had the balls to be a comedian, because I think I'm pretty funny and sometimes others do to
3. I'm obsessed with true crime


I think I have found a long lost sibling. Possibly a soul mate. Are you a lesbian?


No, totally straight. Apparently the only person on this board who has never even had a faux lesbian experience.
[Post New]07/16/2010 21:53
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:1. I am good at math
2. I wish I had the balls to be a comedian, because I think I'm pretty funny and sometimes others do to
3. I'm obsessed with true crime


I think I have found a long lost sibling. Possibly a soul mate. Are you a lesbian?


No, totally straight. Apparently the only person on this board who has never even had a faux lesbian experience.


Okay, sorry to intrude, but I am ALSO totally straight, I am EXCELLENT AT MATH (and got a PhD in a math science), I USED TO DO STAND UP COMEDY, and my DVR records 2-3 programs on Investigation Discovery EVERY DAY.

Hmmm. Maybe this is actually common?
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