Post three things we should know about you...

[Anonymous]

I am allergic to small children.

I never learned to drive.

I prefer my own cooking.

[Anonymous]

I don't like TV. Gives me a headache.

I'd much rather save money than spend it.

I really miss the carefree days of my 20s.

[Anonymous]

I have been to swinger clubs in Atlanta and Las Vegas

I don't do the fake person thing and when I come across one I always let it out how I can't stand fake people

I love my toys more than anything well not my family but ..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am really bad with clutter - at my office and at home (but luckily DH is a neat freak so the home part is taken care of).

Some man hit me with a rolled up newspaper on the Metro like 4 years ago to get me to move and I still regret not calling him out and making a big scene, because I'm a human and I deserve respect, like all humans, but I do wish I could let it go because I will randomly think of it sometimes and it boils my blood.

I judge people but try really hard, and succeed usually, especially in the last few years, to treat people well and never try to make people feel bad, even on an anonymous board.

I don't want to make you feel bad, but I find it hysterically funny the way you have worded this: "some man hit me with a rolled up newspaper on the Metro.." the imagery of this is unintentionally hilarious. I am sorry this happened to you, though.

I may be posting this on a Monday when I should have had more coffee.

[Anonymous]

I really don't care for most people

Life bores me often

I love the anonymity here

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Historically smaller breasts are also associated with higher social class."

Thought curvy women with larger breasts (eg women in paintings) were historically associated with higher social class because they had more food and didn't have to toil away working.[/quote]

this - yes

And I hate the word moist by the way

I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE "MOIST!" It makes my skin crawl! I also hate the word "panties," it makes me think of a dirty old man for some reason! If I'm ever in Victoria's Secret and the sales lady asks if I want panties to go along with my bra, I immediately leave without purchasing anything. DH and our friends take enjoyment in torturing me and combining my two deadly words together....I'm shuttering now just thinking of it!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Ok here goes.
1. I married my husband for his money/ ambition but actually fell in love with him along with way and now could not live my life without him.
2. I breastfed my child not because it was good for them but to lose my postpartum weight.
3. I am nosy.

[Anonymous]

1. I never leave the house without make-up...my mom told me 'always look presentable'.

2. If HGTV, Facebook and DC Urban Mom didn't exist, I'd have a lot more free time.

3. The greatest gift my husband ever gave me is his complete acceptance of me. There's not a critical bone in his body. But for some reason, I don't reciprocate. I hate that I criticize and nag him. I am vowing to change.

[Anonymous]

I was often humiliated by my peers as a child. I was thought of as lazy and stupid by many of my teachers, but brilliantly quirky by others.

My best friend in the world dumped me when I was 28. She had a playful waspy nickname and came from a rich, Spring Valley Republican family, I stupidly thought that we were friends for life. Ha. She went on to be Phi Beta Kappa and a Time correspondent and member of Bush's Cabinet.I was doing important things in my career, but it was boring steady middle of the road stuff.

I put Bacillus Thurengensis mosquito dunks in all the sewers within a 5 block radius of my AU park house at night. I ride my skate board and I throw them in there.

There, I said it. It does no harm except to kill the terrible mosquitoes. I hate them.

[Anonymous]

I have come to strongly dislike most other people's children. I strongly structure the time i have with my own.

In midsummer I walk (lurk) through my backyard at night completely naked. I once saw another man in our nabe doing it .

In august I may set up a backyard tent from which I will live naked at night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:sure - ill play....

1. I am a hypochondriac and always worried about my health (this became worse after I had kids)
2. I cannot function when it is hot and humid out and get very cranky
3. I am addicted to my computer and wish it didnt exist so I had time to do more productive stuff, but it is so damn hard to refrain.

Oh wow, my twin!!!

and my triplet - spot on!

[Anonymous]

1- I am full of random fascinating facts, but unfortunately my vast knowledge only runs deep in a few areas (history, sociology, politics, evolutionary science)

2- I am profoundly grateful that I have little boys. I think I'd be an ok mom to a girl until about age 12, at which point they baffle me.

3- I have a really cool job, but make crap money.