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Anonymous
I think soup and seafood are disgusting, so I tell people soup makes me sick and I'm allergic to seafood, so they won't bother me and insist I eat it.


I've spent 3 hours today masturbating to porn.


I hate socializing with people. I'm a very nice person and everybody that knows me knows I'll do anything for my friends. However, I hate the gossip, the small talk, the fake smiles and the little friendship games people play. I can count my friends (not only best friends) on one hand because of that.

Anonymous
You probably hate socializing because you're too busy masturbating...
Anonymous
I don't get dressed up everyday (usually shorts and a Tshirt works for me in my job), don't wear makeup and don't like being judged because of how I look. I am a nice person and will give you the shirt off my back but don't take advantage of my kindness. I am a generally nice person but a bitch on the roads and around here sometimes. 4) I cannot stand eggplant.
Anonymous
My sex drive is so high it is a curse. I have unsuccessfully sought an anti-aphrodisiac to deal with it.

I'm extremely judgmental.

I love to write.
Anonymous
sure - ill play....

1. I am a hypochondriac and always worried about my health (this became worse after I had kids)
2. I cannot function when it is hot and humid out and get very cranky
3. I am addicted to my computer and wish it didnt exist so I had time to do more productive stuff, but it is so damn hard to refrain.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My sex drive is so high it is a curse. I have unsuccessfully sought an anti-aphrodisiac to deal with it.

I'm extremely judgmental.

I love to write.
Are you 1:05? Cuz if so this is six things.
Anonymous
I recently discovered a love for being a rock hound.

I am going to pencil in my husband for sex. I can't keep letting months pass.

I have failed at more things than I have succeeded at doing.
Anonymous
I don't know how to cook without a recipe. I love cats more than I let on. I was a stand-up comedian before I became an economist.
Anonymous
I know that one of these days my colleagues will find out I talk a good game, but the truth is I'm just winging it.

I sort of want to be Stacy London.

I hate the word ointment.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I hate the word ointment.


Never thought about it until now, but you're right. It's an awkward word.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I recently discovered a love for being a rock hound.

I am going to pencil in my husband for sex. I can't keep letting months pass.

I have failed at more things than I have succeeded at doing.
You really believe you've failed more than you have succeeded? I bet the only thing you failed at is math-why so hard on yourself?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I bet the only thing you failed at is math


I hope poster is not a man.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I bet the only thing you failed at is math


I hope poster is not a man.
????????
Anonymous
1). I don't highlight my hair, out of spite. A hairdresser once told me that I NEEDED highlights. That pissed me off - I don't NEED anything - so I've boycotted highlights ever since. But I really want highlights!

2). Long before I met my husband, I spent a weekend at a nudist camp. I've never told him.

3). I love to buy makeup, but I never wear it.


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My sex drive is so high it is a curse. I have unsuccessfully sought an anti-aphrodisiac to deal with it.

I'm extremely judgmental.

I love to write.
Are you 1:05? Cuz if so this is six things.


I'm not 1:05. I actually do not masturbate frequently because I feel it increases, rather than relieves, frustration.
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