Post three things we should know about you...

[Anonymous]

1. I love to walk barefoot.

2. I love Jujy Fruits.

3. I hate my high-powered career and dream about being a mail carrier or a school bus driver.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think soup and seafood are disgusting, so I tell people soup makes me sick and I'm allergic to seafood, so they won't bother me and insist I eat it.


I've spent 3 hours today masturbating to porn.


I hate socializing with people. I'm a very nice person and everybody that knows me knows I'll do anything for my friends. However, I hate the gossip, the small talk, the fake smiles and the little friendship games people play. I can count my friends (not only best friends) on one hand because of that.

3 hours??? Is that even possible??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think soup and seafood are disgusting, so I tell people soup makes me sick and I'm allergic to seafood, so they won't bother me and insist I eat it.


I've spent 3 hours today masturbating to porn.


I hate socializing with people. I'm a very nice person and everybody that knows me knows I'll do anything for my friends. However, I hate the gossip, the small talk, the fake smiles and the little friendship games people play. I can count my friends (not only best friends) on one hand because of that.

3 hours??? Is that even possible??

If you are for real, do tell, which porn and where did you get it?

[Anonymous]

21:24 - I let you because I feel bad for you. Husbands laugh behind your back because you no longer have it, but think you do. You lose more friends than you attract and will die lonely.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:1. I am good at math
2. I wish I had the balls to be a comedian, because I think I'm pretty funny and sometimes others do to
3. I'm obsessed with true crime

I think I have found a long lost sibling. Possibly a soul mate. Are you a lesbian?

No, totally straight. Apparently the only person on this board who has never even had a faux lesbian experience.

I've never had a faux lesbian experience, either, just the real kind.

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Anonymous wrote:Whenever I see children on the street being raised by a nanny, I can't help wondering how can the parents afford NOT to be raising their own child???

My thought exactly. Especially when the nanny looks bored or ignores them.

Only boring children are ignored. If they want more attention they should raise their game.

But seriously PP, you should piss off and get a life, you judgemental wanker.

Bloody hell, mate, can you throw in any more terms to make yourself sound British?[/quote]

[Anonymous]

I am a bit of an Anglophile.

I want to sing classical music with a choral group but am too terrified to audition.

I want to convert to Judaism but I don't really think converts are considered "real Jews".

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:sure - ill play....

1. I am a hypochondriac and always worried about my health (this became worse after I had kids)
2. I cannot function when it is hot and humid out and get very cranky
3. I am addicted to my computer and wish it didnt exist so I had time to do more productive stuff, but it is so damn hard to refrain.

Oh wow, my twin!!!

Guys, I think we're triplets!

[Anonymous]

I found my bliss but it unfortunately doesn't pay well.

Meeting and marrying my husband was like a fairytale. The happily ever after is the only part that was missing.

[Anonymous]

I'm going out with my wife's younger sister.
I throw clean clothes in the laundry just to make DW work harder.
I pretend I'm busy to avoid spending time alone with the children.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm going out with my wife's younger sister.
I throw clean clothes in the laundry just to make DW work harder.
I pretend I'm busy to avoid spending time alone with the children.

Kevin?...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm going out with my wife's younger sister.
I throw clean clothes in the laundry just to make DW work harder.
I pretend I'm busy to avoid spending time alone with the children.

Kevin?...

Shhh, DW doesn't know about the laundry thing yet.

[Anonymous]

I think pets are stupid.

I dislike most children.

I'm not happy without some drama in my life.

[Anonymous]

AdequateParent wrote:

(b) I love penguins. Not a day goes by in which I don't bring penguins into a conversation at least a couple of times. There are 17 species of penguins. In our household, "do you like penguins" is the standard ice breaker after an awkward silence or when we lose our train of thought (try it!).

I used to think I loved penguins, until one day I got close to some on a beach in South Africa.

They stink. They are filthy, disgusting creatures.

It turns out I had been living a lie.

[Anonymous]

I look forward to leaving the house on Monday mornings.

I like children between 7 and 12 years old. That's it.

I'd rather have sex with almost anyone other than my husband.