Anonymous wrote:
I think you could have fun with this. Falsely answering may result in some type of fine but as far as I can tell the right to be a moron is one of our most fiercely guarded rights in the country.
ACS Questions:
Sex : Infrequently
My race: can't even do a 5K
What type of house I live in: Overpriced
How large is the lot? Big
Is there a business on this location? Does phone sex count?
How many of these rooms are bedrooms? DH sleeps on the couch so does the living room count?
Flush Toilet? Usually, sometimes I forget.
How many vehicles of 1 ton or less are kept at this address? I don't know. I took the bathroom scale into the garage and drove the car onto it but it broke.
Do I own this house free and clear? No, in law strings attached.
Where I was born? In a hospital
Am I a citizen? Yes of some country somewhere
What is my ancestry or ethnic origin? Australipithicus
Do I speak any other languages besides English at home? Does cursing count?
How well do I speak English? Me talk English good.
Do I have difficulty doing physical, mental, or emotional conditions that make it difficult for me to do errands alone, such as shopping or visiting a doctor's office? No but DH has physical impairments that prevent him from doing housework yet he can golf and bike.
How many times have I been married? One time too many.
Have I ever served on active duty? Yes at work I am expected to walk down the hall to meetings.
Last week did I do any work for pay? Yes, my toddler did not compensate me for wiping his tushy, cooking all meals, and scrubbing the crayon off the wall.
How did I get to work last week? In a hurry
How many people rode with me to work? Does the guy tailgating me the entire way count?
When did I leave my house to go to work? Really early
What kind of work do I do? Pointless and boring
What are my most important activities or duties? Pretending to be interested in what other idiots are saying.
What are my interest and dividends(even small amounts)? I dont know what a dividend is but my interests are tennis, coin collecting and TV watching.
Anonymous wrote:There are few things less attractive than a person eating. People who do so in public should be charged with indecent exposure. At the very least, they should apologize to all the other folk in the vicinity. If
they can't cover their naked mouths then they should stay at home!
I don't see why people can't either eat before leaving the house, or just take an IV with them. It is a simple matter to carry the necessary equipment and liquid nutrients in a small cooler. For goodness sakes, companies give away the coolers for free! And did you know that the growing trend is to wear a permanent hep-lock in your
arm?
Who wants to see people put food in their facial orifice in public? Come on, we all know what mouths are for, and THAT is most appropriately done in private!
If people insist on eating in public, the least they can do is to use a head cover. There are so many attractive covers now available that you can even match one to your outfit as a fashion statement. It is easy to make your own from a yard of knit fabric, and you don't even
need to hem it.
As for this law I keep hearing about, prohibiting the harassment of those who feed in public, well, that is just ridiculous! We need to return to the good old days when public decency was more common.
--Norma Ritter, IBCLC, RLC
Breastfeeding Matters in the Capital Region
Posted today on http://www.blacktating.com/2010/09/quote-of-day-anti-nursing-in-public.html
Anonymous wrote:Somebody with a little time should compare the test scores of the white kids from school to school to school. ie, at Mann, 67 percent of the white kids score 'Above Average.' at Lafayette, 64 percent of the white kids score 'Above Average.' At Eaton, 60 percent of the white kids score 'Above Average.'
Then compare apples to apples WRT your type of kid.
That, to me, is more persuasive than the umbrella "what is the best school" answer.
People might be interested to know, for example, that the percentage of white kids scoring 'Advanced' in reading is much, much, much higher at Eaton than at Key. To me personally, this says there's a whole lotta test prep going on at Eaton, because I do not believe that the white daughters of public interest lawyers and journalists living in Cleveland Park are 40% smarter than the white daughters of public interested lawyers and journalists living the Palisades.